Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D

imma floatation device leading you to a path of great knowledge

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Really thought I was about to meet The Rizzler at Fanatics Fest

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Announcer injury report is insane

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Mike Tirico is inactive for tomight’s Bucs-Bears game, and Noah Eagle will replace him. Tirico is expected back next week.

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Show some class Knicks. It’s a windy night out east, let Lebron avoid the helicopter and take a trip back up to New York with you guys.

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

@MoganMooIII Dream

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Just imagine it, Halloween night, a packed bar scene, WNBA finals game 7 on every TV. We live for these moments

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

I love texting some outlandish shit in a group chat and then putting my phone down as the chat erupts

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Holly Rowe x Arch

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Whenever I pass a retard driver I always remind myself that it is indeed rocket science for them #NasaEngineers

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Aaron Boone has raped me for 9 years but nobody seems to care

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

When will Malachi Toney grow up and apologize to Holly Rowe

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

@ImAVeteran_ Any word on Christmas eve? Thanks

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

word to my motha FUCK THE RED SOX BING BONG YA HEARD

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Cam Schlittler is just such a fucking dawg

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

First the AEPI VP, now the President. At least the boys got to enjoy #poopgate

[Tommy “Bag” Smith @sackherebaghere]

Real Mug shot of the AEPI VP😭 #nuke

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Dart being considered out for the season right after the Aaron Judge news was the hiroshima to my nagasaki

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Treveyon “Tin Man” Henderson

[Theo Diesenhaus @Theodiesenhaus]

😕😕

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

DJ no Moore

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Tesla drivers are seriously just traffic cones in your way

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

This is the Shohei/Ippei scandal all over again. If you buy any of this bullshit you’re bought out by the media.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Kawhi Leonard reportedly did not have any knowledge of the salary cap circumvention that was going on, per @ShamsCharania

(Via @GetUpESPN / h/t @TheNBABase )

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Genuinely what is this notification @espn

[Johnny Appledweeb III, VP of R&D @floatation61731]

Travis Scott in the Odyssey:

“A FACE, A FLEET, A WAR, A MAN, A THOUGHT, A TRICK”

Me: Confused but ready for whatever