Beth

If it's not Spinach I'm not interested

[Crafty Glass @craftyglassldn]

✨ GIVEAWAY!✨ I was so blown away by how fast this lil guy sold out that I’ve decided to make one more to give away to one of you lot! All you need to do to enter is RETWEET this post and make sure you’re following me. I’ll announce a winner next Monday! Good luck! 🦇

[Beth @floatygoat]

Looking for Chappel Roan tickets for Manchester (along with a lot of people) 🤞

[Beth @floatygoat]

someone please block Russell Brand from synonyms .com & also put him in prison

[solange knowles @solangeknowles]

first words Sonya Massey said at her front door were “don’t hurt me”

she was told “why would we hurt you, you called us”

when have those words meant anything when your black and woman in this country

when do those words protect you from not being murdered in your kitchen, in your bedroom, with your babies, or on your lawn

what is “reassurance”, in this place ?

rest in power Sonya Massey, and an abundance of love and power to Sonya’s family on this journey

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

how come every single time I find a dairy alternative that I actually like, some bad news comes out about it?

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

every single time i use my oven my i remember that story of the girl being over at a guy’s house and him baking something for her and saving “i hate this part” before sticking his bare hands in to pull it out

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

fake fan. Wendolene doesn’t like cheese and is not compatible with Wallace.

[Beth @floatygoat]

happiest when holding a goat

[Beth @floatygoat]

dental care in the UK is a joke. teeth are PART OF THE BODY

[Amy W Schwartz @lizardschwartz]

Parenting tips courtesy of the amphibians at Vancouver Aquarium

[Kate Bradbury 🏳️‍🌈 @Kate_Bradbury]

Once again, every single leaf, every blade of grass, absorbs CO2. The sludge in the bottom of your pond, your lawn, the wood of trees, the soil (if you look after it) holds CO2. (1)
https://t.co/yZTlRMf2EE

[Prospect Union @ProspectUnion]

As Jeremy Hunt presents his Budget tomorrow, Prospect members across civil service departments and key public bodies will be taking strike action.

Here’s why 🧵

[Beth @floatygoat]

can't believe it BUT today I spoke in front of hundreds of people, all alone on a stage! my first public speaking gig & I went in at the deep end didn't I?

[Beth @floatygoat]

@jo_bazz this is one of my 2023 resolutions! So happy for you!!!!

[Beth @floatygoat]

@howlieT hello little guy

[Beth @floatygoat]

@dannymccomedy @ShitChester finally getting your tongue pierced?

[Beth @floatygoat]

today I went on a stupid walk for my stupid mental health & of course it worked

[Beth @floatygoat]

@mrfothergill Flowers!🌹 🌸 🏵

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

well, well, well if it isn’t all my “we’ll deal with it in January” chickens home to roost