fern & doe

they/he 🌿🦌 22 - constantly having itchy eyes

[fern & doe @flobatomy]

If you follow me your instantly hot and sexy with swag levels over 9000 that’s just the law of nature

[diamond 🔜 DREAMCON @diamonddsssssss]

This is a sensitive subject

[jasper @askedaddle]

blackhawks have been mogged by newly installed pokémon train advert

[izzy #teamdarlene @iizzydead]

#backrooms

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Bushwick, United States of America

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

living with your parents in your 20s is like.... i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[Jackson Isaacson @jacksonisaacson]

Guys on apps visiting your city love to ask “any plans today?” Like yeah… I have a job.

[roycebracket @royceybrackets]

you ever talk to someone and just know their highest stat would be special defense

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

dreams 1 day after u quit weed

[K.💕 @mssperfecttttt]

Anybody wanna go half on rent & take trips. You can cheat idc no more😭

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

Miss Vickie put her whole clit into those spicy dill pickle chips

[Sea Pickle @seapicklereal]

‘POOP’ is reportedly being released from My Butt.

(Source: me right now im shitting)

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqper]

the toilet at work flinches when I unbuckle my belt

[aada ⋆˚꩜｡ #teamcrystal @luckyclosure]

darlene and jane if they were butterflies

[milo #TEAMTHEKENNEDIES @biceplor]

i get so gay off that tequila

[Maurice Orlando @DamnItCarlos]

Mexicans some of the greatest otaku's this side of the Atlantic.

[holden @joe_biden_pussy]

every time i sneak away to the bathroom at work to hit my vape i feel like her

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

The most gay guy Friday lineup ive ever seen