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[mia @httpsosweet]

I love you on the last day of September

[Ju ✨ @UnearthedGrace]

grocery shopping in the mornings when the store is fully stocked and no one is in there >>>>

[⭒˚ ☀︎.⋆ @khalifaslimxx]

The most dangerous class divide is the one where the poor start defending the system that keeps them poor.

[Breana @breanadawn_]

HEB’s ice cream is better than Bluebell’s

[brewi 🍻 @brewskigirl333]

if a bagel can have everything so can you

[• @floffycloud]

https://t.co/tFw11qUJqr

[• @floffycloud]

Let me find out he’s going to play golf 💀💀💀

[Kiekie @bullara_inc]

The older I get, the more I realize being in a hurry is a terrible way to live your life.

[• @floffycloud]

Bone marrow elote? 🤔

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

Texas Republicans blaming Democrats for Texas’ problems after being in power for over 30 years is crazy work 😭

[ٰ @yrichme]

i swear some songs are way better in the car

[• @floffycloud]

Enough rom-coms for tonight… I’m tide of crineee

[sexytripleseven @m1zzparker]

Yall treat shrooms like Heroin just do yo shadow work and breath And eat the shroom nigga

[azurebridge @azurebridge]

there is someone out there who snagged the "[email protected]" email address btw

[Chick Bongo @Foxyygrandpa__]

AI having the same fate as NFTs would bring so much warmth and joy to my heart.

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Female rage is interesting because underneath it is usually a woman who asked politely 47 times

[millie @eilishseasons]

how my face looks even when im having the time of my life

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

Fibermaxxxing will be the next health/food craze after the protein propaganda dies down. mark my words

[i @bbpoltergayist]

they are air frying me tomorrow