I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)
I just spent 5 minutes trying to figure out how to make a tweet. I also accidentally popped my hood today at the full service gas station instead of the tank cap. I then struggled to close the hood of my car. Glad to be back in america :)
Midterm szn: Walk into bartle, everyone looks half alive wearing sweatpants that they slept in. Walk into the library in Utrecht and everyone looks like they’ve slept 8 glorious hours, had time to shower, go to the gym, make breakfast, and iron their expensive button down.
Today I walked into a birthday party for a girl I half knew, realized I couldn't remember her name, said "I heard there's a birthday!", took a beer from the fridge, and stood there awkwardly.