Aanandita Chawla

Poet, Writer and Creative Producer.
Occasional ukulele ditty singer.

[Aanandita Chawla @floopypenguin]

@makemytrip After weeks of explaining our problem to your CS team, you are forcing us to take this public on Twitter. We are facing lakhs in damage if you do not respond to our multiple queries immediately. Please reach out to me and solve this proactively.

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@LivingFoodCo @zomato @DunzoIt @ZeptoNow @peakbengaluru Jupiter, as seen from Manjunath Tiffin Center.

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@LivingFoodCo French Fries with Ketchup. 🤢 RUDE. Ketchup SUX.

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@LivingFoodCo Basil Pesto with Bananas. Try it!

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@LivingFoodCo Julie and Julia. 🤤

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I just took part in the @UntitledGadget Podcast 50th episode #giveaway! Follow now for some cool prizes. #giveaways //giveawaytools2.com/giveaway.php

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@punsturnmeon Hi!
Could you share some more details on this? Where can I send you my CV?

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Kickstarter idea: India specific car indicator that indicates 'there's a cow ahead so I'm going to do a weird squiggle on the road as I try to avoid dying, one way or another.' #thereisacow

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You guys ever do that thing where you know you have to do a task so instead of delaying it you do it now for the sake of your future self but you do it only half way, muttering 'future me better be grateful'.
No? Just me? Okay then. #life #theuniverse #andeverything

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People with inhospitable dogs are the real people you should be scared of.

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Ever wonder how much of your actual lives your parents really know?

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Hi @purplebrains

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What's the statute of limitations on ugly gifts?

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@JLFInsider Who's Mike and why was he being passed around like a bong.

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Can we all take a minute to applaud #ndtv for bringing up #HarmanPreetKaur's cooking and cleaning skills while covering her fabulous innings

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Walls full of pee stains as men flash their lings,
These are a few of #justdelhi-ing things.
#part2

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Buses with vomit marks and piled streetside litter,
A range of lecherous remarks and stalkers on twitter,
#part1 of #justdelhi things.

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You can tell who's a real friend when you ask 'what's up' and instead of a nm, you get a 16 point list of 'I'll tell you what's fucking up'.

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Shout out to my spirit animal. #phoebe #floopy