Olive Saverin

just a small town girl living in a magic city shut off from the rest of the universe and FILLED WITH ICE BEES

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Q. How did the chicken lose her hat.
A. Becase of an accident.
B. Becase the goverment stole it.
Answer: B

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Mark Zuckerberg is one of the last people you should trust, and I mean that both literally and alphabetically.

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@mindyindarrow Well, that's not very fair of them.

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@mindyindarrow I suspect that's not reassuring for the other guests, Agent Lahiri!

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@mindyindarrow That is a slightly suspect choice on the part of the phone companies, isn't it?

🚫!! Unless they're fake.

[Brooding YA Hero @broodingYAhero]

Odd. We're supposed to be modern teens but we're all quoting movies, music, and TV from the 80's and 90's? Was I even alive then?

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

Just chillin’. #darrowsnowday

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@darrowsdrdan @MollyS1991 Cannibalism, probably.

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@shakebadguys @misskaitmaree >:D

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@darrowsdrdan Yay, go me!

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@darrowsdrdan It’s in your username. And your display name. And you work with Mindy.

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@mindyindarrow @darrowsdrdan That is true, I am many things. OoooooOOoooh~

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@darrowsdrdan It’s okay. I’m surprised it doesn’t happen more often, honestly.

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@darrowsdrdan @mindyindarrow Well, I think that one might actually be a floozy, but I’ll remember that. I’m just a student.

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@darrowsdrdan @mindyindarrow You’re thinking of @Grace_Faraday.

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@darrowsdrdan @mindyindarrow Oh my god, no, that’s the other one.

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@mindyindarrow @darrowsdrdan Hey, I have a great imagination. I’m sure I can think of lots of ways!

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@darrowsdrdan @mindyindarrow What exactly do you think my profession is?

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

@darrowsdrdan @mindyindarrow Um, also the word “facade.” Aren’t doctors supposed to have decent reading comprehension skills?

[Olive Saverin @floozyfacade]

Hanukkah sameach!