flotrane worldwide

dude imagine

[Thomas White @len0killer]

My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

Great, her type pushes past boundaries 😩

[Y. @swtdreamz_]

when i push him away and he tries even harder #mytype

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

The jerk off massage parlor by my house I saw the first person I ever seen come out that hoe the other day I wanted to tmz that mf

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I loveeee the ppl that hard launch their bf and then hard launch their new bf 3 months later

[아두라💞💜 @Aduradara61049]

My dumb ass genuinely thought “making love” was just having sex in slow motion

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

Nobody has ever been happy in scottsdale they just can’t register sadness cause of botox.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Top 10 happiest US cities according to WalletHub 2026

1. Fremont, CA
2. Bismarck, ND
3. Scottsdale, AZ
4. South Burlington, VT
5. Fargo, ND
6. Overland Park, KS
7. Charleston, SC
8. Irvine, CA
9. Gilbert, AZ
10. San Jose, CA

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

Literally I think this last mercury retrograde reset the balance and made it so women suck now and men rule. Men still suck but you know wtf im sayin

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

White boys get tony bits of motion and

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Chargers players are reportedly “pissed off” that Mike McDaniel allows Madison Beer to come have picnics with Justin Herbert while practice is still ongoing.

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

Took her bra off them titties said:

[Z @BrianZisook]

Never take support for granted. It can vanish quickly.

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

At least twice a day at work somebody admires my freedom (wonders why the fuck I would say something like that).

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

Bro thinks he a fuckin philosopher

[Jody A. Noriega🔨🦍 @DVDJXX]

Agreed.

Women pretending NOT to be something that they ARE to get you in a relationship is predatory too

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

You don’t have “lore” you just fucked a feminine guy that was too pussy to tell you when you’re annoying.

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

@BunnyShmurda I mean it was over 10….which is old testament

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

I made the mistake of looking up that perez hilton shit goddamn

[Hunxho· @hunxhoszn]

“People you may know” man get that bitch off my shit

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

Marketing Idea: Duke Denny’s

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Has anyone tried telling Perez Hilton to cut it out?

[flotrane worldwide @floputpressure]

I need someone that works a corporate job to be my bff cause nobody gets it and I got so kuch bullshit to talk about.