auntie flo doughball

Sick of all this bull il be back again when the freedom of speech law is back and people don't believe to much into the bulls#!t they read

[Coach Phil @coachphilwest0n]

Just figured out you can schedule texts. Gonna do this to my buddys every day now. Mind games

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Stephen Colbert just had the best clap back at Donald Trump’s silencing of Jimmy Kimmel we’ve seen yet. This is amazing.

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

My grandfather used to say “and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel” and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.

[🅹-🆂🅾🅽 @ItsmindofJson]

Been saying...

[David @FourNaanJeremy]

Really is hard to shake the feeling that at some point in the last 5 years, a decent chunk of the population went completely and irredeemably mad. Like, properly insane.

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

Women love to be like “lol one time I dated a man who didn’t own underwear, he just cut two holes in plastic grocery bags. We dated for 11 months,” and think the story reflects more negatively on the guy.

[kaycey @dykellisto]

this sound like raising a child

[Durag Rebel @DuragRebel]

Texting a girl how many steps you took today could be the play

[Percy | 🦁🦁🦁 @JeMappellePercy]

Not a royalist by any stretch of the imagination, but the Royal Family doing this when hatred is becoming so emboldened these days…it’s huge. A little spark of light in dark times in The UK.

[🦂 @leeverze]

at the bar googling shit like “how to stay strong & let go”

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[Chris @citehchris]

sorry i busted out laughing when you showed a pic of the person you’re talking to it’s just they really are your type (derogatory)

[Mcdonald's#1 Wairror unarmed combat @TWOHANDEDSOWRD]

Its Amazing how much diet cola is healthy and energy drinks are very healthy for your body and mind

[trash jones @jzux]

i try so hard to be normal in public that it backfires like 50% of the time. girl just asked if she could share a couch with me in the coffee shop and i went "hell yeah, get in here"

[happpppiii @aulsaints]

Obsessed with putting my phone on dnd and then checking every millisecond to see if I have a notification

[ڈائکزادی @dykezadi]

les4les because i can't connect with you on the level that i want in order to be in a relationship with you if you are attracted to men in any capacity

[auntie flo doughball @floradoblar]

@leytonorientfc Where are the Stockport tickets?

[teryn @youngtiddy]

i could’ve been pope if it weren’t for this bum knee