by my expert calculations we are but one well-timed gracie abrams soundtrack contribution away from the funniest possible white bisexual mass casualty incident
doctor put her hands over my liver she told me my resentments getting smaller no I’m not afraid of hard work I get everything I want I have everything I wanted
my hands look like this (cracked and bleeding from cheap hospital hand sanitizer) so hers can look like this (fuzzy little kitty paws covered in kitty litter standing on my pillow with wanton disregard)