Olive is watching The Bachelorette

Exhausted lesbian. Reluctant member of Bach Nation. they/them

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Called it.

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Omg not Devin basically admitting he found Jenn’s proposal emasculating…. again I am asking why he thought any of these texts would help him 💀 The fragility of the male ego knows no bounds for some people.

#thebachelorette #bachelorette

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I'll add that after finishing, I now understand why Sam M. was so fixated on Devin. Alexa, play "Birds of a Feather" by Billie Eilish.

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I finally got around to watching #TheBachelorette this month, and I don't think any season of this show has wasted my time as much as this one. It will be remembered for the worst reasons possible.

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And before we get too crazy, Maria's gonna KILL on Paradise. #TheBachelor

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Also, I know we all wanted Maria, but I do really like Jen, and GOD knows that this franchise needs more leads of color. #TheBachelor

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Oh, that's a PULL.

But seriously, our first Asian Bachelorette. Hell yeah. #TheBachelor

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For a minute there, I really and truly thought Daisy and Kelsey were gonna make out, despite one of them having a whole ass engagement ring. #TheBachelor

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Did Maria just pop up in the audience like a diglet? #TheBachelor

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Intentful? #TheBachelor

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Shot to the HEART, man. #TheBachelor

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Dammit. #TheBachelor

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Please for the love of GOD tell me they're both going up to ask if they could form a polycule. #TheBachelor

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Y'all, the tense music is SO unserious. #TheBachelor

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Oh, Kelsey's dress is great from the waist up. What's going on with the fringe? It looks furry. Also, wearing white to this final rose ceremony is a bold choice. #TheBachelor

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Jesse, that "Here we go" was WAY too dramatic. #TheBachelor

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I gotta say, these segues to the live audience are hella awkward. #TheBachelor

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I hate to break it to you, but "Forever" in this show's context really just means "for six months after the show ends," 90 percent of the time. #TheBachelor

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Oh, he's made up his mind. 100 percent. #TheBachelor

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I have spent the entire episode so far trying to figure out whether or not Joey's mom is wearing Kebab earrings. #TheBachelor

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I'm interested to know why literally everyone important from this franchise is in the audience. Rachel and Gabby, Charity and Dotun? Gerry?? What's going on? #TheBachelor