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All-round Geek; Nerd Enthusiast; Teacher of Science

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

You want a slogan for wind power?
'put the wind back in Britain's sails'
#MakeMePrimeMinister

[Nathan Ddddd @Nathan_Dru]

"Why would you put sweetcorn in a cake?"

WHY WOULD YOU PUT TACOS IN A BAKING SHOW?! #GBBO

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

Repeated after me:
TACOS. ARE. NOT BAKING!!!
#GBBO

[melissa @EM1LYF0X]

why are they judging them on the way the steak is cooked?! this is a baking show, not masterchef #gbbo

[plc96 @plc961]

#GBBO let’s not complain they’ve not done a good job considering it’s not baking - poor people have been practicing their Battenberg for the last 6 months not their guacamole

[brooke ≅ @BrookeAnnTyler]

mexican week is so bizarre, imagine being a brilliant baker but being sent home because you can’t make a very good taco filling #GBBO

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

@BALDRIC8 @Flying_Inside Read the room, no-one care what you think, most of us are in mourning

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

Norway is a bit too 'backstreet boy' #Eurovision

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

@Eurovision That wasn't Finland, that was Germany

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

Yess Finland!!! #Eurovision

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

So kicking it all of Cyprus sounds like Bad Romance
#Eurovision

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

We missed the live acoustic @ninjasexparty show by a few hours but @LCLscience and I now have 43 hours to watch it back to back 80+ times 🥰

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

Been a while since I properly listened to Taylor Swift, but the Netflix doc Miss Americana is remiding me and Im falling in love all over again #TaylorSwiftisLovedParty

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

1st week of teacher training is over bring on the cider and MCU marathon 😂

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

I always thought Christian Bale's Batman always looked weird with his mouth always open. I've just realised, its because HE DOESNT HAVE ANY FUCKING NOSE HOLES!

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

Trump is the 'highest level of special'

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

Note to self, going to the pub just before a long(ish) journey north = a very bad idea

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

@RealDonad_Trump https://t.co/fbC0uFtMiM

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

Trying to argue that rugby is a better sport than football with 3 blokes watching the England match, might be a battle I can't win...

[Floss CG @flossgreen]

Its that time of year again 🏑 #lsbualumni