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Save Blockbuster Video | She/Her

[victoria @FLOTUS89]

Can’t believe Avril Lavigne gave my dog Lyme disease

[victoria @FLOTUS89]

I have received information that I believe will lead to the arrest and conviction of Scrappy-Doo

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

Amelia Earhart's letter to George Putnam, clearly setting boundaries for their marriage.

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

I’m gonna free the Muppets

[victoria @FLOTUS89]

Canada Post workers the only people in uniform I respect

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

frankly i don’t want this trial to ever end

[victoria @FLOTUS89]

@geminiev This would actually be such a flex to live on a yacht

[victoria @FLOTUS89]

@spookyayan The price? $100,000 and your first born child

[miguel @itshemiii]

happy anniversary to this golden tweet

[lara 𖡼𖤣𖥧𖡼𖤣𖥧 @fakeltfIower]

guys take shrooms and realise the same things a 13 year old girl understood after listening to the 1975 once

[victoria @FLOTUS89]

Deeply disturbed that 2019 was 4 years ago

[josie✧ @josiebellaa]

if i had 9 lives i’d use one of them to kms in front of a rude customer

[victoria @FLOTUS89]

@vanessayikes This kind of goes hard though

[sauce @jimbobrays_]

i don’t care if you’re french canadian just don’t do it around me

[victoria @FLOTUS89]

Love being home for Christmas because I can just take a bath in the middle of the day and no one can say shit about it!! (Tweeting this from the bathtub)

[Ramekin Skywalker @djayahuasca]

when i see the glass onion in glass onion

[Famous Birthdays @FamousBirthdays]

@CarterKetchup Happy Birthday! We hope you have an amazing day!

[victoria @FLOTUS89]

Jack Black is the female gaze

[Rakesh Satyal @rakeshsatyal]

Ticketmaster is like “we’ve hidden five Taylor Swift tickets in chocolate bars located across the world GOOD LUCK”

[tumblr @tumblr]

hold up like 12 new ppl joined.
we're working on it. give it a sec :)

[victoria @FLOTUS89]

@CarterKetchup