Christina

[Christina @flower_mama]

@AsstProfLife Seriously living this today!

[Brennan Center @BrennanCenter]

North Carolina Democrats won 50% of the House votes, but only 23% of the House seats. Why? Extreme gerrymandering. #FairMaps https://t.co/nWJCCcLeRM

[Norm Eisen @NormEisen]

This is shocking. White House is manipulating images to rewrite reality. Modern version of Stalin‘s practice of altering photos to remove his enemies. @Acosta

[Christina @flower_mama]

@profmarianne1 That is terrifying

[T-Mobile @TMobile]

You’ve got two thumbs. RT and you (& your +1) could hit the red carpet for @DeadpoolMovie in NYC from #TMobileTuesdays.

[Christina @flower_mama]

@profmarianne1 I am dead. That was SO precious!

[Christina @flower_mama]

@profmarianne1 https://t.co/qI3Fa0meu8

[Christina @flower_mama]

This is why the situation with @alfranken has felt different to many of us. https://t.co/oWMraOCoSf

[Christina @flower_mama]

@profmarianne1 https://t.co/aXTgdISatI

[Christina @flower_mama]

@Nonnyday you have another follower!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Did you know if you took your small intestines and large intestines out and laid them end to end, you would die. #ScienceIsFun

[Pax Paxochka @Paxochka]

If you can't say anything nice, we can totally be best friends.

[Heather Kay @lunchyprices]

Sucks waking from a nap and realizing a magical elf didn't do all the shit I was supposed to do while I was sleeping.

[Christina @flower_mama]

It's been too long...finally finished all my work so I can waste what was productive time each day here.

[Christina @flower_mama]

@stookey_girl good god! Sorry u guys r in the same boat. Tomorrow the "elf on a shelf" is coming out cause I am sick of his bullshit.

[Christina @flower_mama]

Best part of the holidays so far? Threatening to call santa to cancel christmas 'cause the kid is being a total shithead.

[Christina @flower_mama]

Holy shit. This is going to be a loooooooong thanksgiving break....

[Christina @flower_mama]

I am feeling stabby. Good thing the hubs took the boy out for a while.

[Christina @flower_mama]

@stookey_girl so jealous! I wish I lived close to you so maybe we could stitch and bitch with some good brew while watchin' our wee babes.

[Christina @flower_mama]

@fundrummerchick congratulations!!! Soooo beautiful! Great work mama and #nugget.