Y’ALL WOULD BE SURPRISED HOW MANY PEOPLE LEAVE WORK, GO HOME, EAT, SHUT THE DOOR, SCROLL THROUGH THEIR PHONE UNTIL THEY FALL ASLEEP, AND ENJOY THEIR LITTLE WORLD. THAT’S IT. THAT’S THEIR LIFE.
Zach Cregger’s RESIDENT EVIL recorded, today, the biggest opening day of ALL TIME for a horror film in China.
It made $12.1M and now may be the third Hollywood movie to break $100M in China this year, after SPIDER-MAN ($240M) and THE ODYSSEY ($115M).
it was literally a goldmine. when they nuked porn, generational knowledge was lost. i mourn it every day. a renaissance of porn, dare i say. there was cutting edge shit there.
He got it from his mama.
Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family.
His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
It’s Sunday. You’re not pregnant. You’re not looking thru a man’s following. You’re not asking chatgpt if you’re overreacting. Nobody’s son is disturbing your peace. A win is a win.
American Alphas be like: No, baby, I can’t breed you full of pups. Our current administration banned contraceptives for Omegas because it goes against your nature apparently. Also, our healthcare is shit. How can we even afford pups when we can’t even afford new nesting material?
i rewatched resident evil (2026) and counted how many times bryan says fuck. it’s 139 ‘fucks’ with there being an additional 9 ‘fucks’ from secondary characters