Imperator Moon, for services to sunflower seeds

former lovebird and ruler of everything

[Sam @SamCKx]

A nice little story I saw on Facebook. World Cup winner Marc Cucurella lives in Horsham, a little town in the UK.

He let his postman, Gary, wear his World Cup medal today - probably the closest an Englishman has come to one for 60 years!

Sounds like Cucurella is a good chap.

[Imperator Moon, for services to sunflower seeds @flowersformoon]

@ianrich15813274 You can get a vaccination to protect you against shingles. Is there one against Infantino Syndrome?

[Imperator Moon, for services to sunflower seeds @flowersformoon]

@HannahIamthest1 Everybody’s expected 21st birthday gift in the 1950s and 60s.

[Imperator Moon, for services to sunflower seeds @flowersformoon]

@markofagenius A level Daddyhelpme?

[Imperator Moon, for services to sunflower seeds @flowersformoon]

@SianaNache79742 And it’s still got more braincells than all of the Reform voters in England and the Republican ones in the US.

[Imperator Moon, for services to sunflower seeds @flowersformoon]

@FXMC1957 @MichaelRosenYes What a player!

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@beaumont_valois Americans should grow up and pay employees a proper living wage. That will mean an increase in costs, but it will leave the days of slavery at last behind.
Well done that woman.

[Imperator Moon, for services to sunflower seeds @flowersformoon]

@ArfurSmith Nice now you've made it a car-free zone!

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

RETWEET if you support Dr Fauci.

[Imperator Moon, for services to sunflower seeds @flowersformoon]

@Scousebird That’s nasty! 😊

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@dave43law Silly bugger’s holding the wrong end!

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@Christo03770888 No need for a vasectomy once you crashed your bike coming down a hill…

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@medoyia An escape route for lorries that can’t brake. Found on nearly all steep motorways around Europe.

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@InvertTheWing Loved him at my beloved Spurs, but he has got so much better at Bayern, where he is so loved.
Once he knocked that ball in from the halfway line in his first months, you knew he’d been accepted in southern Germany.
Happy birthday, lad!

[Imperator Moon, for services to sunflower seeds @flowersformoon]

@notnormal_olein Congratulations! Finding your perfect partner is fantastic. Well done both of you. See you in another 25 years!

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@Qantas @Airbus Oh, can you imagine the sogginess of the carpets on the way to the toilets?
Eww…

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

brilliant

[Imperator Moon, for services to sunflower seeds @flowersformoon]

@archer_rs Yes, my lady!

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Farewell Bill Oddie x