It’s sort of soothing to know the President of the United States is almost assuredly tucked away in bed at 10:30pm EST as the world spirals just a lil faster
@USPSHelp
Hey you guys lost 165 of my wedding invitations. Do you have the capability of feeling embarrassed at the quality of your service? Our government at work!
a $50 minimum wage, "the math speaks for itself." the high-level problem of our generation is the people who run the country are actually too stupid — genuinely, earnestly, authentically too dumb — to understand the concept of second order effects.
Each and every person chanting in support of “resistance” after 10/7 or demanding that the victims of the worst pogrom since the Holocaust refrain from striking back either knowingly supports this avowedly, explicitly genocidal agenda or is a useful idiot
@JetBlue honestly could not think of a worse flying experience. How can you cancel a flight after putting us on the plane, and then rebook it for 2 days later. I will be missing a wedding thanks to your embarrassing service. You guys are actually awful
At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.