Peter

Writer

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@liamgallagher @liveforeverdemo FLOYD

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Does explaining the punchline ruin the joke?

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@JOBCORNER247 @BBC I have a sitcom just as good as The Office! (Said no one ever)

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@RealTimVine No, it’s a fight with boxing gloves

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@PCSpecialist Looks like a bottle of something

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I watched with glee while your Kings and Queens fought for ten decades for the gods they made.

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@Keir_Starmer What was that?

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Dido and Blondie took the top spot this year.

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@BenStiller

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@youtubemusic There’s only one goat

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Sometimes, a song is better without the vocals… if you can call it “vocals”

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This time next year, we’ll still be piss poor. Thanks Starmer.

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@rickygervais There’s only one solution. Become the Prime Minister… not a joke. Please

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@RealTimVine Why do celebrities gotta flash their Nokia’s about? Us lower class are stuck with iPhone.

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@bobdylan She may have left in early Spring but Bob always comes back when he’s got the time.

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@rickygervais TfL claim that they didn’t reject your advertisements. What is this conspiracy?

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@AppleMusic RIP Ozzy

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@rickygervais Happy Birthday, sir.
Real talk, you are such an inspiration to me as a writer and a creator. Your work is always in the forefront of my mind when I write. Have a great day!

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@rickygervais or Scarface