Tom Kleist

If I could live my life all over, it wouldn't matter anyway cause I never could stay sober on the Corpus Christi Bay #Creamrisestothetop

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@KevG163 @Kramer9Tommy 👍🏻 made my 365 Sports Facts-A-Year calendar

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@vikingzfanpage Hopefully they can sneak all 13 on the field without the flag otherwise it could be a long year.

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@RealGlenMacnow You must have a few more games under your belt😁…Probably in no particular order
1) Fidrych
2) Al Hrabosky
3) Tekulve
4) Tiant
5) Nolan Ryan
Honorable mention, @BertBlyleven28

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@altonbrown I think the obvious title is ‘Silence of the Spams’…. did you ever do a Spam episode? #AustinMN

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@PaulAllan5 @MCHSEventCenter Love them all. Follower submission- Idler Crank

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@KEYCNewsNow

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@PaulAllan5 @sonjaallan004 @Rock_Athletics @MrGeorgeWallace Love it. Honorable mentions- Split. Bed.

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@BobStPierre No complaints in south central MN Bob. #birddog #GSP

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@PaulAllan5 @Breits55 Fine, upstanding young man… I think he’ll do #BulldogCountry great to see this.

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@PaulAllan5 Catch a cannon ball now to take me down the line. My bag is sinking low and I do believe it's time. To get back to Miss Fanny, you know she's the only one. Who sent me here with her regards for everyone. #bangerrendition

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@neg_dave #Landof10,000Aches

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@EagleLakeExpos @WasecaBraves We’ve been practicing. She’s ready. ⚾️⚾️

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@KickliySPORTS Impressed beyond words. Cain and I are humbled you would use your skills and ability to capture that. Can you reach out regarding opportunity to purchase? #indebted.

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@PaulAllan5 1. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

Get in the car

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Top5 @PaulAllan5 jokes
5. What’s green, 4 legs, & would kill you falling from a tree?
4. Why can’t you push an envelope?
3. Where’d they sign the Declaration of Independence?
2. (MC at the mortuary seminar story)
1. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? #IALTO

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@PaulAllan5 2. PA was asked to MC and be a speaker at the mortuary and autopsy seminar earlier this year.
He declined the invitation because it was Open Mike Night

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@PaulAllan5 3. Where’d they sign the Declaration of Independence?

At the bottom.

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@PaulAllan5 4. Why can’t you push an envelope?

It is stationery. #homonym

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@PaulAllan5 5. What’s green, has 4 legs, and would kill you falling from a tree?

A pool table.

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Will thread punchlines in tomorrow!