Fluke Skywalker

My name is Fluke Skywalker and I'm a whale.

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

if you know who i am, dont reveal my #identity 😏😎 #whalesgottakeepasecret #mysterious #likebond #007

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@virgoqt rip

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

#whales

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@wetsoxsurf im a #whale i dont have feet

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@grumpysmol im just tryna be a force of #good in this world why must you be like this

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@grumpysmol a whale

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@lizardstho idk who #matt is im a #whale

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@Is_Ryoo that's not #water.......

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@Is_Ryoo #i #have #no #idea #what #youre #talking #about #what #ever #do #you #mean #whales

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@TheDreamGhoul that doesnt sound right. #whales are so big the baby will never get stuck.

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

whales dont have feelings. https://t.co/BhnMRxK1OR

[skepanie @goodhairperson]

It is I, Idiot McFeelings-Haver

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@lizardstho what do you think i do all day down in the #ocean? i think i napped for 53 hours once. #zzzz

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@lizardstho i liked the #part where he turned into a #whale.

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@lizardstho does it have #shrimp? love me some shrimp #whalefood #crunch

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@lizardstho you know what's not wrong though? #whales have #fins. #facts

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@SimonNRicketts @lizardstho where's the whale? 😕❔🐳

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

whale dad: blub https://t.co/pSX4HEMtt7

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

US dad: Don't worry kids, Simba will avenge his father's death and become the Lion King
UK dad: Peppa's jumping in muddy puddles again I see

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

you couldnt #move a whale. https://t.co/AJVRNZnd5c

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

Lizards always look like you just asked them to help you move.

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

id totally #wreck anyone at wrestling. just sit on them. #crush #oomph #allaboutthatbass https://t.co/EX0oUDXCNT

[Nate Cobler @byncobler]

No. 1 Nittany Lions top No. 3 Oklahoma State for National Dual Championship

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[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

have you ever heard a whale sneeze? https://t.co/XZiix6S02H

[Fluke Skywalker @flukewalker]

@CooperGulley6 im a #wizard fish too! i think whales count as fishes, right.....?