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[milk @lactosefreemom]

“Taught myself multiplication and division in third or fourth grade” is killing me. Baby that was the curriculum!

[t3mple @catyufan]

my father once said this:

[Lauren :) @laurenforu]

when your cats are decidedly not friends so you just collect pictures of them near each other

[erin ⊹.˚ @_GoldenManiac_]

Started living like my stardew valley farmer by only getting 4 hours of sleep

[nick @Framesofnick]

The only motherfucker in stardew history that would probably do the Joja route

[Mika 🌳 @mikasasforest]

Me liking every pic with a woman and her degree on my timeline today

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

honestly i was skeptical but they did a good job w the website

https://t.co/b60qAoH6JN

[C 💒 @churchofysl]

every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

The grandpa in Willy Wonka preparing to return to the factory:

[Lauren @libralaur]

Charlie Kirk dying took away attention from the lemon bars I baked #Okay

[⋆˚ faye ꩜.ᐟ @mclauvins]

Watching twin peaks and this one guy just looks like this it’s rlly distracting

[birdclump :) @jasminevdon]

sorry but you simply cannot convince me that there’s a largescale conspiracy where violent gang members are flooding into our country to spend 30 years being my friend’s mom

[Justin / goths🏄🏾 @SURFR0CK]

Finished grad school!!!!

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

pointed at the pilot and asked the co-pilot “does he listen to you” before I got on my flight today

[matty monroe🥤 @MonrovianPrince]

there are questions that Nathan Fielder has to ask that no other human being will ever ask in their entire life

[Lou @LouNoDear]

I've been hearing for two years that AI improves itself constantly and it's going to put us all out of a job any day now and anyone who's sceptical of it is just a Luddite who's ignorant or scared or resentful of it. I'm just aware that it's shit! It churns out shit!

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: An Idaho teacher is in a standoff with her own school district after officials ordered her to remove this classroom sign that reads, “Everyone is welcome here.” 

What the F—k is wrong with these people? The opposite of this is literally “Everyone is NOT welcome here,” you bigots.

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

when im teaching about the civil rights movement and a kid says

“what do you mean they outlawed school segregation, every kid in this room is black”