flumplenuts

society says i am autistic but God says i am perfect

[cyberglyphic @cyberglyphic]

The office chairs from Herman Miller are kinda like mid century modern Costco rotisserie chickens

[flumplenuts @flumplenuts]

alternating between the martini + oyster diet and the yogurt + water diet for optimal health

[cyberglyphic @cyberglyphic]

Movieheads who hate Megalopolis have major hitler particles

[cyberglyphic @cyberglyphic]

I liked Marty Supreme and I thought Project Hail Mary was cute, but I can't shake the feeling that Megalopolis was the last movie.

[flumplenuts @flumplenuts]

getting into gloveless gloving this summer, it’s like horseless horseback riding for glovers

[hot_cocoa_girl @hot_cocoa_girl]

As a woman, coffee tastes so good. No idea how men experience coffee though.

[leafy greens @leafy_greens___]

Does this work the way I think it does?

[flumplenuts @flumplenuts]

@cyberglyphic hell yeah brother 👍

[flumplenuts @flumplenuts]

the hoochie mamas kicked me out of the longhouse again 🙄 typical

[flumplenuts @flumplenuts]

@cyberglyphic me

[cyberglyphic @cyberglyphic]

Making a huge mess right after a 4hr kitchen deep clean >>>>

[cyberglyphic @cyberglyphic]

Money talks. Autism speaks. 🗣️

[flumplenuts @flumplenuts]

@AdiGrateles best part of Miami, all the cans here are huuuge

[flumplenuts @flumplenuts]

never kill yourself

[flumplenuts @flumplenuts]

@cyberglyphic what the fart

[Rogert @xeroger]

I travelled up the steepest mountain, fasting for forty days. When I asked the Master atop my question, he gave me two tickets to Megalopolis. “Bring a friend,” he said.

[flumplenuts @flumplenuts]

@cosmiapavingco the fake news media is after me folks !