Ash Amburgey

fun loving, hippie activist, and truth seeker. I often feel as though vampires or lycans are after me.... Then again, I could be crazy*

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

@Mark_Sheppard I don’t understand why this is so hard to understand 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Mamusa @TheMamusa]

I hope my children won’t use my tweets against me. But, I know they will at some point, because they’re assholes.

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

@mishacollins I’m watching season 8 of #supernatural and I just love you!

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

@thecwwalker @jarpad As a fan who used to watch walker with my gramps I’m extremely excited to watch your show! 🤞🏼can’t wait to see your next adventure unfold. 💋

[Seether @seether]

Retweet if you’ve watched our new video for #BruisedAndBloodied”. If not, get to it! https://t.co/OPIPGvSnYT

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

me: If Bruce Willis opened up an Asian Fusion eatery would he call it Thai Hard?

Doctor: I meant questions about your vasectomy

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

@theofficetv I’m straight up the Angela in the pic 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

#Parenthood is watching your kid crawl around the living room shirtless with a waffle in his mouth. 😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️ #lifewithan8yrold

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Us reading and not understanding any of these #stocks tweets...

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

@theofficetv This is so me 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

@seether You guys are brilliant. I’m so in love! This is by far one of my favorite albums. 🖤🖤

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

@TomFelton #dracowouldntdothat

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

#NewProfilePic

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

When two kids are sick and home all week #lordhealmybabies

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

@joerogan Is this real life right now!?

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

@joerogan you should have @jasonsegel on your podcast. All that hotness in one room is bound to be interesting. 🤷🏻‍♀️#justsaying

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

Today @realDonaldTrump told female White House staffers to #DressLikeAWoman. I can only assume he wants them to wear something like this...

[Russell Brand @rustyrockets]

In this, hope.
Jewish people give Muslims key to their synagogue after town's mosque burns down - The Independent
https://t.co/y1tHDnV5yw

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

This 2-3 hours of sleep instead of 6-8 is so not cool. #toddlerbrat

[Ash Amburgey @flwrchildzombie]

All John winchester wants is for dean to have a home! He can live with me! @JensenAckles