Johnny Paradise

Professional Dot Connector

[Subi-doo 🐸 @suzamaroo]

Lindsey Graham when he arrived in hell and saw Mitch McConnell…

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Cuba has outlived Lindsey Graham

[Nougat Hand Bank @WireRacing]

Lindsey Graham’s main Mossad handler gives a wistful sigh as he erases two terabytes of blackmail material

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Lindsey Graham to all Americans: “I’m not with you; I’m with Israel until my dying day.”

You got your wish.

[Johnny Paradise @flybeyond710]

Stupid South Carolinians wanted to re-elect him but god had other plans 😂

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Senior US Senator Lindsey Graham dies from "brief and sudden illness", his office says https://t.co/ZKfQk7bJGj

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Soon as I seen this I said yup Trump got it

[Gio DeBatta 🍸 @GDebatta]

“Democrats would never let a brain dead corpse remain a senator”

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[Yann @Psychotic_rit]

Inshallah gozaimasu

[🇵🇹 @FR10NELPESSI]

How Messi’s PR team were moving to hide the fact that he gifted signed shirts to two IDF soldiers https://t.co/y5Nk2nDt9y

[The Saviour @TheSaviour]

Mossad was security at Messi’s wedding?

This is fucking insane 🤣

[𝐌𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐦 @Malcolm_Pal9]

Two Argentinians, but only one is a legend: Maradona, not Messi.

[varrock @varrock]

>stops prosecuting robberies
>makes theft under $1k legal
>shops stop reporting robberies

"Wow robberies are down!"

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

on some shit you couldn’t even begin to fathom

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

People worth dating aren’t on dating apps.

[Socialist Bulbasaur 🌹 @Bulbasoros]

3 losers who lost to rapists because they couldnt find a populist bone in their body

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Swiss coach looks like a cocaine dealer from the 70s

[Brian @ChiCityBrian]

Alexi Lalas vs Thierry Henry in today's international friendly.

[Olga Bazova @OlgaBazova]

Zelensky, tomorrow in Ankara, at NATO summit.

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

*Ataca Bélgica*

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