Super Fly Cat

polymath but can never find the car keys. loves to make others laugh

[Super Fly Cat @flycat]

You are not alone in the darkness with your demons. We are all here to help you find the light.

[Super Fly Cat @flycat]

@MomOnFire I actually did tell a ghost to knock it off when I stayed at a haunted hotel and he kept turning the water on in the middle of the night.

[Super Fly Cat @flycat]

^Me explaining everything that traumatized me about my family’s drama around my aunt’s death to my therapist.*

Her: Is there anyone who isn’t at 11/10 in your family?

Me: No silly, that’s why I am here.

[Lexi Cothran @LexiCothran]

Three hours ago, I had no idea what the Tartan Army was.

I am now emotionally invested in the Scots, the Algerians, the Japanese, the Dutch, a German guy named Freddy, and apparently the entire World Cup.

I fear I have become a soccer (*cough* “football”) fan against my will.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

Europeans enjoying the World Cup: “Futbol is the greatest sport in the world.”

Americans enjoying the World Cup: “Wonder what fast food the German guy eats next.”

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

fuck it

you can’t win a game 7 without losing three games first

spurs in 7

[Spurs Jackals @SpursJackals]

Drove around SA to a couple of the murals around town to regather myself.

Car flags are still on, jerseys are still on, and people are still saying Go Spurs Go…

We still believe.

[Super Fly Cat @flycat]

Irony is having a massive acne breakout the day after you go to the dermatologist.

[Aime @aimereq]

unfortunately my nervous system can’t tell the difference between being held at gunpoint and spurs game day

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

I wasn’t born to play small.

[Super Fly Cat @flycat]

Well that was quite a nightmare. All I can do is pray the clouds away.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

Think of it this way: the periodic table is the mainland and the rare-earth metals are Hawaii.

[Super Fly Cat @flycat]

Played Dorfromantik: Light Luggage today https://t.co/vgs3IP8hAy #bggplay via @BoardGameGeek

[Super Fly Cat @flycat]

Played Fearless today https://t.co/2VuDJqpelS #bggplay via @BoardGameGeek

[Super Fly Cat @flycat]

Played Faraway 3 times today https://t.co/cSUKDToYi6 #bggplay via @BoardGameGeek

[Super Fly Cat @flycat]

Played Where is That?: Europe today https://t.co/evXAT2QXX7 #bggplay via @BoardGameGeek

[Super Fly Cat @flycat]

Played Sushi Go Party! today https://t.co/SgR43m317a #bggplay via @BoardGameGeek

[Avogadro’s House of Moles @schumoo]

All of my best recipes begin with "chop onion and an insane amount of garlic"

[Netstryke @Netstryke]

Bryce Anderson

May your recovery be swift and full, Sir.

#CFB

[j @CyBiebs_]

everyone stop what you doing and pray for Bryce Anderson

[Super Fly Cat @flycat]

@MomOnFire Wait, the dilbert guy has an opinion on this? 2025 keeps getting weirder.