Mike

[Le ₿unker 🪖 @LeBunkerBtc]

Tu t'appelles Hans, t'as 31 ans et tu sors du match de la coupe du monde.

L'Allemagne s'est faite humilier par le Paraguay (il y a plus d'Allemands dans leur équipe que dans la tienne).

Le lendemain 6h45 tu retournes bosser, taxé à 60% pour financer la transition énergétique, les changements de sexe et les aides sociales distribuées par ton gouvernement aux migrants Érythréens qui se déclarent homosexuels pour rentrer dans les cases.

Cet été, tu le passes sous 38 degrés et sans clim clim parce que ton parti écologiste l'a qualifiée d'arme de destruction massive.

Au supermarché la bratwurst, tes saucisses préférées ont été remplacées par du soja gris KlimaFleisch subventionné par tes impôts pour sauver les Pingouins.

Dans ton open-space a 27 degrés tu as déclaré que tu étais du genre "divers" car c'est devenu le seul moyen d'espérer des promotions avec la discrimination positive et le DEI.

L'eau chaude coûte 18 centimes le litre depuis que le gaz russe est coupé, tu te laves en 3 minutes montre en main et ta propriétaire t'envoie des recommandés parce que la consommation dépasse le seuil énergétique fédéral. Tu pleures sous l'eau tiède.

À 16 ans tu manifestais contre les centrales nucléaires et t'as élu Angela Merkel qui a exécuté. Maintenant, le gaz russe est coupé, ton industrie du moteur thermique est en berne et l'électricité est un luxe: tu penses même à brûler tes meubles IKEA pour te chauffer cet hiver.

Pendant ce temps, ton cousin éloigné Friedrich au Paraguay paye 0% d'impôts, démarre son pick-up Ford V8 5 litres et s'apprête à fêter la victoire autour d'un asado en buvant de la bière allemande.

Ça va être un été de merde Hans, et c'est que le début.

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

After much reflection, I have decided to resign from my position as Director of the National Counterterrorism Center, effective today.

I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran. Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation, and it is clear that we started this war due to pressure from Israel and its powerful American lobby.

It has been an honor serving under @POTUS and @DNIGabbard and leading the professionals at NCTC.

May God bless America.

[番茄哈猫🍐 @zuilizhishier]

本东北人没见过蟑螂，感觉虫娘还挺可爱的😋

[CangurSediciós ✯☭ 🇨🇺🇵🇸🇪🇭🇱🇧🇷🇺🇨🇳🇷🇸🔻🦘 @CangurSedicios]

I still can’t process the fact the White House is openly boasting of committing war crimes, crimes against humanity and against the law of the sea. 200 young men returning from a ceremonial naval exercise thousands of nautical miles away from the conflict zone, a ship with no active weapons as it was in India on an invitation to participate in a naval event/festivity which includes sporting events between sailors, last thing they would expect is to be a military target. Not only attacked and sunk but then left to drown, Nazi U-Boats would help rescue the sailors of the ships they sank, when the British and Spanish sank each other’s galleons and frigates they would pull the sailors out of the water and leave them at the nearest port… it is an age old law amongst seamen and also part of the Geneva Convention

[Pax Tube @PaxTubeOfficial]

What's most disgusting about Merz is that in a scenario where Germany obediently goes along with American/Israeli demands and fights Russia, America would step back and let Germany be destroyed. The people running Washington hate Germans as much as they hate the Russians and Iranians, if not moreso. Merz embodies the complete treachery of the failed policy of Atlanticism.

The common denominator of all of Trump/Israel bootlickers is that they put Zionism above their own national interests.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

The most intelligent dog will still not use a toilet.

Not because it’s dumb or wicked but because it is limited.

Dogs will shit on the floor unless you consistently take them outside.

Low functioning people are limited.
They must be told what to think and what to be outraged about. No amount of facts or explanation can affect them.

This is why they lose their minds over simple things like racism or sexism.

It’s easy to understand.

That is their brain working at maximum capacity.

Greater evils like money printing, rigged speculation, war, will not resonate no matter how horrible they are if they are complex.

The dog shitter needs slogans and tribalism.

They dont think.

They mimic.

@RyLiberty

[Mike @FlyGuyMichaelBm]

@ManishK46113331 @mog_russEN Yeah because she's a woman, it's out of respect for her husband that Muslim women don't shake hands with other men.

[Reece @Reecebrah]

“Cavemen didn’t eat…”

Cavemen didn’t even f*cking exist

There was no “missing link”

It’s all a psyop

You have to be genuinely low IQ to believe in

“Ooga booga caveman”

Your “ancestor” was Adam

And he lived in a garden

Not a cave.

[Mike @FlyGuyMichaelBm]

@222TwoTwentyTwo @MewingByMikeMew Chin advancement is often part of orthognatic surgery.

[Grant Lannin @retirementkeys]

You need to be lightinthedarkmaxxing

Get over your own bullshit to be a monstrous light for others. Be a pillar of strength, hope & positive thinking

Fuck the negative nancies / haters / soys. Cultivate a sphere of ruthless positivty rooted in REAL & GENUINE perspective shifts & shove it down the throat of the spiritually ill equipped

Win all local wars & you will be called for higher missions. Lead locally (starting with yourself) & then pass torch via philosphical adoption. LIVE your philosophy & watch it permeate via osmosis. Choose to never doom. Hit gas, become strong, stop slacking &take your shit fucking serious, run it like a little military operation, and force a life you love to grow

Life too short to not send it. On other side of what ur afriad of isn’t a monster, its ur own self respect

Shoot asap. Procrastinate later

[Mike @FlyGuyMichaelBm]

@reecebrah In like 80 years I'd say

[Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson]

@reecebrah ok friend I’ll give it a try

[Joe Lampton @joelampton_]

Ideally, the woman you're with should want you to become super successful

Unfortunately, most women just want you to waste time with them and stay super lowkey

Because they're afraid that if you blow up, you'll develop a big ego and you'll start impregnating everyone.

You'll rarely see girlfriends who tell their men

"Post more content"

"why aren't you trying to get bigger"

"Wow you put a little bit of belly you should lose weight"

The max they do is tell you to work harder so they live better lives, or they tell you shit like "ohhh you should spend more with me, not with other hoes"

I never seen a woman who wants you to be complete as a man. A woman that wants you to have MONEY and FAME and FRIENDS and a 6PACK etc.

Because you being COMPLETE is against her own agenda. It becomes a conflict of interests.

Her goal is to make you less attractive in the eyes of the opposite sex. So someone hotter, more desirable won't steal you away.

This is why you should ignore women, because they ain't giving you the right advice. They don't want WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU.

They all say things in order to make you spend less time with your friends (trying to isolate you), they're usually against social media (they use all sorts of tactics saying shit like "social media is for women anywayyy) blah blah

All this manipulation so you don't have other options and you're forced to settle for the same pussy.

Ignore the propaganda. Focus on becoming COMPLETE, FULL OF OPTIONS. Then go band 4 band with her and put her in her place by having EVEN MORE ATTENTION, MORE POWER. Nullify any woman's beauty by having real power, influence and skills.

Otherwise you'll end up the slave of your partner. Sooner or later. OR heartbroken.

[Akbar Zab @ZabAkbar]

Average Nobel Peace Prize Nominee:

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

I do 50 to 60 job interviews in here everyday

I never hire anyone

But about half the applicants buy a drink from the vending machine after I subtly encourage them to

I make $300 a day in passive income with this method

[Alexander Augustine @WurzelRoot]

In 2024, Bibi Netanyahu broke his own record of 28 standing ovations before Congress with a record 58 standing ovations in the middle of Israel's genocide in Gaza

Here is his introduction to Congress in 2024, where he is applauded for 4 minutes before beginning his speech

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Me

[Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz]

Repeat after me:

Criticism of Netanyahu isn’t “blind hatred of Israel”

It’s a critique of one government’s bad choices.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Europemaxing:
1. Wake up
2. Get coffee with friends
3. Have lunch with same friends
4. Go for a walk
5. More coffee with friends
6. Do nothing