emma

she/her

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

The police are running a sting operation? Hasn’t The Police always been a Sting operation?

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

.@Amtrak please build another autotrain but going east to west. does anybody even hear me.

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

. @NYCMayor PLEASE put a public bathroom near the film forum. their bathroom line is always way too long during movie intermissions and there are no public bathrooms anywhere on that block... this is serious

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

@moments_ofbeing new mexico is calling u back

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

@gloopny we synced 🤞

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

@StanleyBarker_ everyone who has ears should listen ‼️

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

@lukesafluke777 fresh off the plane tweeting this free my boy🙏

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

Helen of Troy, New York

[noah @_fromthedale]

Favorite part from watching The Odyssey last night was when they panned to the beach and revealed that Odysseus had been on the planet of the horses all along

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

I think if someone is going to adapt The Odyssey they should get more creative with the setting and medium. Like for example maybe have it be a novel that takes place in Dublin on June 16, 1904

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

naked and killing moths in my apartment

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

"see no evil hear no evil speak no evil"..... they ate with that one. covered all the bases really

[summer @transgendererer]

It really feels like at least the Top 10 most like significant Shakespeare plays should be running in nyc at all times. Like, what do you mean I can't just SEE the tempest, whenever I want? And there's no city I could move to where I could? What's the point of this chud planet

[frankie @laugh_punisher]

best American indie rock songs:

1. Punk Rock Girl by The Dead Milkmen

[*LIST ERROR* GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME FOUND]

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

just had a piece of beef jerky so bad i had to check if i was eating something made for dogs

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

@StanleyBarker_ based

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

@StanleyBarker_ where did you stream it i can never find it anywhere

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

andy kaufman is still alive and has been spotted in saratoga springs, new york

[emma @flying_donkeys_]

the way people on this website talk about doordash gives this sometimes