theFlyingDebakey

it's like a quick one liner about yourself

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@jcialdella1 @PoliceIncident 🤣🤣🤣

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@FloatingPoint_X @RichDuszak Pathologists next.

Bro better be looking into interventional rads fellowships rn

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@mac_an_ghoill @FloatingPoint_X @RichDuszak Read what, film with flashlight? Where and who’s gonna develop film? 🤣

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@TheKoshurDoc 1 liter of EBL and no cell saver used intraop? I’ve seen liver resection cases with less EBL using cell saver.

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@TheKoshurDoc And yet when patients hit the ICU postop, they’re always fluid positive, and remain positive for the remainder of their hospital stay. Medical science has not come close to figuring out net zero fluid resuscitation and maintenance.

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@PaulyWit @Viralfizz Generational incompetence.

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@MTGSnackattack @whathefugg @Rainmaker1973 You’ve blindly packed gauze rolls into the peritoneal cavity for hemorrhage control?

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@jtrebach 1. That’s an extremely competent LES.
2. How did the esophagus survive contact with liquid nitrogen?🤔

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@jlhreguero @drkeithsiau @MTD_MED I was about to say, I’ve never heard of an arterial varicose

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@doclauravater Yeah but dermatologists who call themselves surgeons tho…

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@TheWunderdog @tlincoln3046 @AshleyGWinter @grok I honestly didn’t know🤷‍♂️

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@tlincoln3046 @AshleyGWinter Yeah but what if my compressions are so effective it restores consciousness without ROSC?🤔

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@TheWunderdog @tlincoln3046 @AshleyGWinter @grok what board certification in the US is available for an emergency room nurse

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@sciencegirl Ok no one’s gonna say it? 2 words: MOTION ARTIFACT.

An upright patient standing for a CT scan? Yeah ok buddy.

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@DrDiGiorgio TBF, IT maintains and troubleshoots. You’re talking about adding features to what I assume is your facility’s unique EPIC build. I’m sure it’s a feature an EPIC engineer can help with adding to the build, if your facility approves.

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@Papa_Heme Ah this is an easy fix: take the parking enforcement, put them in the path lab. They get a pay raise, you get path services on weekends, no parking citation. There’s literally zero downsides to this solution.🤪

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@Emaperidol I must be old how’s being on call a flex? Is cross coverage for 7 surgical specialties plus the SICU a flex? It’s bloody stressful and at times burdensome when I went thru training, felt like the weight of the hospital was on your shoulders. Soul crushing.

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@Jane_ahib @grok explain why this post’s premise is bullshit

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@OrionTheDragon2 @gobbledy_ @MAstronomers And look after the ship while the people were in hibernation during long transits.

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@brad_loomis For the rest of your career, it's gonna be either pre call, on call, or post call.