Phil

“I am not a glutton — I am explorer of food” @[email protected]

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

You would have to drag me out of here by the back of my neck

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Trump shut off Medicaid.

[mands (#1 guilty as sin! stan) ❤️‍🔥 @themandsuscript]

well yeah carrie, you performed at the inauguration for a rapist, what did you think was gonna happen?

[Oleksandra Povoroznyk 🇺🇦 @rynkrynk]

If Elon Musk really didn’t want his gesture to be interpreted as a nazi salute he could’ve just hopped online and said ‘hey you guys, I think nazis are deplorable and I was miming tossing my heart out to the audience’. Instead he’s posting about the dangers of multiculturalism.

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

“In 150 characters or less” by Nikita Gill

[Phil @flyingsaab]

@brieannafrank hmm hmm

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"One day our society will come to respect the sanitation worker if it is to survive, for the person who picks up our garbage, in the final analysis, is as significant as the physician, for if he doesn’t do his job, diseases are rampant. All labor has dignity.” —MLK Jr.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Oh, are you triggered? Cry more.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity.

People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

No more msnbc mom humor. You losers need to get fucking serious.

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

[KF @d0tslash]

Hey @xiaohongshu what does this "backdoor" do in your @tiktok_us replacement app?

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

The government is banning TikTok because dudes are rocking too hard on that platform, and they’re trying to silence our brothers

[Keira @Keiracoven]

This is actual journalism by the way. When was the last time you saw a prisoner being interviewed on the news? They're always seen from far away in videos and talked about as though they're inhuman, so of course once they're free they relapse because nobody sees them as a person

[MG @meaghan_garvey]

the Amtrak rail pass (usually $500) is on sale rn for $299! they really ought to be paying me, but I do this for the love of the game. https://t.co/Tnn6S5v8DU

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@RedditCFB

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

Meta’s new training manuals give some examples of what moderators are no longer allowed to take down on Facebook

important scoop by @samfbiddle

[Zach Dunn @zachbdunn]

Water isn’t for putting out wildfires. It’s for powering a machine that lets me hear what it would sound like if Cartman read my grandpa’s will