Flynn, Resident Irritable

IT management; Proprietor, Recipe and food science video content. Foodie, Cook, Husky Dad, introvert.

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@WellKnownDick I'm so sick of the available authoring/timeline tools, I'm making my own. No... seriously.

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The Expensive Services I Never Ordered Renewal Google Calendar scams are getting out of hand. I get a 3 to 6 of these a day.

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This is the footage that defines Blue Origin investor stock futures.

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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨
New Aerial Footage of Blue Origin Rocket Explosion. 💥
#RocketsAreHard

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So help me, I just saw a Maserati delivering Doordash.

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@nzubegoodluck80 @grok No. Some Chinese made for TV thing.

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Being both a lover of history and a cook, I confuse myself as my own shopping list contains "a bag of cod pieces"

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@GermanicFren Uh, Yeah, I am going to need an ISBN number

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So the Artemis Lunar mission is off to a great start... within an hour, the toilet broke #NASA #Artemis https://t.co/dZCVLFpYyz and all I could think of was this guy:

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I haven't had my coffee yet, so this April Fools Day article had me going for the first few paragraphs.
https://t.co/LORLp45Cqn

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@johnmccumber @MKovac_Writer

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Getting an unusual amount of Japanese posting in my US timeline-- not that I am complaining. I have a significant respect for Japan and it's culture. I can't say I "understand" some of it's complexities, and likely never will, but those are some good folks over there.

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@Percipia1628655 @alt_w_v_g ...And by the way, NONE of this was made up or reworded for twitter (sorry, 'X') impact.

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Tried it. "I can't do that here. You have to speak with our Retention department."

"What if I don't want to be retained?"

"Only they can cancel and account."

"I'm standing here in your physical office and I want to cancel."

"You have to do it over the phone to make sure it's you."

"I am standing here. In front of you. With my ID."

"they use voice recognition. Or something."

"What's the number?"

"I don't have it."

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@Coulsue_ A first step to what?

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Taking a ten minute break from a mundane ceiling fan install. I need the break not for all the "working above my head" stuff, but the insane instructions that, if followed dutifully, would not only not work, but burn the house down.

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@ShamashAran I don't drink-- but the appearance of my kitchen doesn't support that claim. I have a dozen or so bottles of wine and alcohol for cooking, and several shot glasses I use for compounding meds (vitamins and chondroitin, mostly) for pets, pounded with the end of a plastic chopstick

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@TracketPacer DUDE.

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"Wooo! So this is fiber home internet"
[twiddles fingers]