mathew

technologist, systems architect (code, data, infrastructure and networking). infantry (ret.) hobbies: RF Radio, Motorcycles. pronouns: boss/chief/sir/top

[mathew @mathew_dev]

When the insider threat is a beneficial owner, shit gets real weird real quick

[mathew @mathew_dev]

@FadedNick @hellspatisserie It’s a different type of tism in their fanbase

[mathew @mathew_dev]

@FadedNick @hellspatisserie Running a train on Giuseppe again 😭

[mathew @mathew_dev]

@SapioSiren @OrevaZSN 🥰 🥰 🥰

[mathew @mathew_dev]

@kumxem Observation plus trial and error.

[mathew @mathew_dev]

I had a BLT when I was 15 years old that ruined all other BLT’s for me. Every BLT since has been a sad attempt to chase that memory.

[mathew @mathew_dev]

Realizing those AWS bills we all made were just an appetizer 😭

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: AI consultant reveals a client accidentally spent $500,000,000.00 in a single month after failing to set employee limits on Claude usage.

[mathew @mathew_dev]

It’s not stealing if they give it to you

[New York Post @nypost]

How CIA officer convinced US government to give him $40 million in gold bars - as new allegations about his past revealed https://t.co/jRa5Ig5MZ8

[mathew @mathew_dev]

@GirBerzerkerCat @BentleyAudrey Easier to clean up than syrup.

[mathew @mathew_dev]

How can you practice getting ready for school 150+ days of the year and still suck at it

[mathew @mathew_dev]

Anything is a database if you’re brave enough

[Ryan Els @ryanels]

Excel is not a database 😏

[mathew @mathew_dev]

@kittytreats All the tabs!

[💻 Sherrod DeGrippo @sherrod_im]

I’m looking to connect with someone at Google who maintains the hardware or software for 8.8.8.8. Who do we know?

(Everything’s ok!)

[Verbal Riot @verbalriotshow]

As a human being... I'm repulsed.

As a betting man... I'm intringed.

[mathew @mathew_dev]

@kimmydotzip Doesn’t Office have some code paths that only activate when a debugger is attached 🤔

[mathew @mathew_dev]

@uncle_fury “Oh Toodles”

It’s time for the mystery mouseketool

[mathew @mathew_dev]

@TipsyBacchus Look within and find the truth

[mathew @mathew_dev]

I have empirical proof that Taco Bell makes you higher

[mathew @mathew_dev]

@crisisofconsc Donation bins at a school or police station, and hoping they go to good use.

[Audrey Renée Bentley @BentleyAudrey]

🤣🤣🤣🤣