Zack

Staging a doomed defense against the Northern Cities Vowel Shift.

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@jprutherford It's me. Battlehawks and Illini lost, feels like Blues and City are right behind.

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@XFLBattlehawks Really hoping you're live tweeting Saturday.

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@jprutherford @TheAthleticNHL Yeah, at some point, he's got to have an answer about the underperformance of the D corps. Either there was no interest at all, which would be telling in itself, or there was some and he believes this year's results are better than the offered returns.

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@chriskerber Let's hope the boys are too.

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@BurtMaclin_FBI @krassenstein If Parks & Rec had drawn The Office numbers, more people would realize...

Ah, fuck it. Maclin, you sonofabitch.

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@jprutherford Jeez JR, write an article about a guy and he erupts. Do Krug next.

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@chriskerber Heard it! Did some halfhearted searches on X looking for a video clip and haven't found one yet. If it blew your skirt up that high I need to see it.

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@lkorac10 Could they maybe try?

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@nhl Yep. Put it on a Saturday, so I can day drink properly. #FrozenFrenzy

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@nhl The Frenzy needs to be a bimonthly thing, but on Saturdays. Staggered after the opener's first. This is fantastic.

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@pattonoswalt Feels like an opportunity but if you put it together this anthropomorphic pencil eraser will just claim it for himself.

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@Anthony_Becht @XFLBattlehawks Kentucky mule

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@XFLBattlehawks Shoulda used that eraser on the 4/16 offense.

That said, @XFL2023, get the people who came up with the tiebreakers, your on-air personalities and the people who do the onscreen graphics in a room. Spent the first tree quarters thinking SEA needed 34 pts.

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@biquet @drainbead "Lightly" doing a lot of work there.

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@jprutherford Could be argued, though, that management also made that bad situation.

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@AwesomeAaron81 @waldo_vision That's cause you don't have your contacts in.

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@chriskerber I worry that with the contract crunch and the D corps in the shape it's in he'll have to eat every hard minute there is until his back gives out completely.

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@bluesbuzzblog Blues 5-3, Saad first score.

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Juliet, the dice was loaded from the start, and I bet, and you exploded into my heart… https://t.co/s4AhugUQVW

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@Trousey_627 @TheAthleticNHL @MatthewFairburn Enh, no team had been dead last in the league after New Year's and won the Cup until they did it. Wouldn't worry much about a stat that's only 22 years old.