Jon Murphy

Quirky. Smarter than I look.

[National Conservative @NatCon2022]

Horror story in Conway, SC. Woman drives to her father's house after he wouldn't answer the phone.

Discovered he died three days ago and a Black family had already been living in his house for weeks.

Sarah Smalls was working as a home caregiver nurse and had the home's deed transferred to herself and emptied his bank accounts.

[Jon Murphy @flyyoufool95]

@NancyMace You have done nothing for this district. You used your position to grandstand for yourself. If you didn’t hear I believe Waffle House is hiring.

[Jon Murphy @flyyoufool95]

@fayette98 @LASHYBILLS Obstruction, the dude was clearly trying to pull his homeboy back into the house after being tased.

[Jon Murphy @flyyoufool95]

@Breaking911 I swear she’s having a manic episode.

[Dave Landau @LandauDave]

When your uncle hits the “and I’ll tell you something else” number of beers.

[Jon Murphy @flyyoufool95]

@JamesOKeefeIII @Nationals @Scott7news

[James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII]

BREAKING NEWS: Washington @Nationals Director of Community Relations Admits on Hidden Camera to Active Religious Discrimination Against Starting Pitcher Trevor Williams, Surveillance of Nationals Fans’ Google History, and Segregated LGBTQ+ Corporate Meetings to an O’Keefe Undercover Journalist

“One of our pitchers, Trevor Williams. He’s super Christian-Catholic, all these tattoos that mean a lot.”

“The Dodgers had a group… who were drag queens who sometimes dressed up as nuns. He [Trevor Williams] went on social media like… ‘This is my religion. You all are mocking it.’”

“Because of that, we [Washington Nationals] don’t use him [Trevor Williams] on social [media].”

“Like, when they're like, is a hot dog a sandwich? And like, the players come up, you know what I mean? Like, we [Nationals] don't ask him [Trevor Williams].”

“If you ever come to a Nats game, there is someone on our team who is responsible for figuring out everything about you and assigning you into a bucket of people. If you’re accepting cookies, we’re getting a plethora of your Google history.”

@heyhuds @MeLlamoTrevor @NationalsComms @MLB @MLB_PR

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

May the fourth be with you

[INSIDE THE GAMECOCKS 🐔🤙🏻 @InsideGamecocks]

What a fucking tweet

[Jon Murphy @flyyoufool95]

@GolfTravelerJoe @BryanTweed16 @JonAhlgrim @Golfandbeer1 I walked up it on Saturday. It kicked my butt with all the chairs I was carrying.

[Jon Murphy @flyyoufool95]

@TheMasters If I get a chance to go back I’ll probably set my chair up at 16 and just hangout there. I was blown away by 6. 6 is underrated!

[Jon Murphy @flyyoufool95]

@GolfDigest This is not news. What is this.. CNN? Sweet baby Jesus were not 12.

[Jon Murphy @flyyoufool95]

@scrumble_eggs @TheRealStoryPlz @DrakeUniversity We’ve got ourselves a faggot.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

President Trump gives the USA Men's Hockey Team an EPIC introduction

"People have been asking me, PLEASE, PLEASE, we're winning too much, we can't take it anymore!... and I say no no no, you're going to win again!"

"And to prove that point, here with us tonight are a group of winners who just made the entire nation proud. The Men's Gold Medal Olympic Hockey Team!"

[Jon Murphy @flyyoufool95]

And the crowd goes…. Mild #ProBowlGames

[Jon Murphy @flyyoufool95]

@FedKrassen I was thinking the Krassenstien fag finally had the right take on a story before I saw the name of your account lmao.

[Angry Cops @AngryCops]

Good Lord

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

GOALIE FIGHT

[Tommy Tuberville @CoachForGov]

Islam is not a religion. It's a cult. Islamists aren't here to assimilate. They're here to conquer.

Stop worrying about offending the pearl clutchers.

We've got to SEND THEM HOME NOW or we'll become the United Caliphate of America.

[TIME @TIME]

TIME's new cover: Our 2025 Kid of the Year is 17-year-old Tejasvi Manoj, who is working to help seniors identify, report, and protect themselves against online scams.

Photograph by Zerb Mellish for TIME

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