Dear @caitlinmoran, we agree...never party on a boat. Trapped. Eugh. You suggest a boiled egg and a paperback. Protein and poetry - good. But, may I suggest 'egg roulette'...get a white Cadbury's creme egg and a pickled egg lined up and dice with the pickle spice.
I have successfully avoided the fig roll biscuit forever. But... I am now totally addicted to them. so whyyyyyy has every single supermarket in a 10 mile radius sold out??! #Food
this morning I am having this weird experience of hallucinating smells. I can smell delicious slightly warm glazed ring donuts. but they are not there. it is upsetting