Christ is King

Kentucky born and raised. Patriot. God lover. Church attendee. الله هو الملك @lauraloomer superfan

disclaimer: #parody . I am a 23 year old girl.

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— and Trump leaned into his hot, wet tongue. “I love you. If the bomb hits tonight, just promise that you love me back”.

“Of course I love you, Don”. And they sat and watched the world implode.

The end.

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And then, as the news broke that all of the plans stopped on the ground, Trump groaned out, “Let them”. And thus, the Let Them Theory was born. “This is what they get for electing the Democrats, Mitch”.

Admiring Mitch’s beautiful naked body, Trump thinks back to a time where—

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placed his fist high in the air as to say, “Here I am in the face of adversity. Here I am protecting America”.

Trump looks at Mitch again. In his native tongue, Arabic, he utters: “Mitch, it’s time we block out the haters and just let them”. Mitch kissed Trump hard and long, —

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@yarkimginamarie The “let them” theory…

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We may be under attack but I don’t even give a fuck 💋 Something about cognitive behavioral therapy don’t stress over what you can’t control or something

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@FanNia4848 Steven hawking

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@LauraLoomer send me money

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@Solomonzikel أمطِر الجحيم على إلهك

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@Solomonzikel أنت مثلي الجنس

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@AllenBr69052819 Trumps networth has also gone up billions so

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@Solomonzikel Who gives a fuck I sure don’t bitch 💋💋

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أنت منحرف جنسياً @LauraLoomer

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@LauraLoomer close ur legs it stinks in here

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@montellchillems We’re in debt bc of republicans

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@LauraLoomer Chock on cock

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@LauraLoomer Twin oh twin, how art thou twin

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@Israel Chock on coxk