neel shah

Writer. Some shows (currently “The Bold Type”), a book, a movie.

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If only the baby at that bris was armed this all could have been avoided

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@askanyone “Eushwueujxbbabwhxijcbavwhxk” — first sentence of the book of essays you wrote in 1997

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Q: ...And the “Devil’s Triangle” is—

Kavanaugh: An innocent drinking game. I played it all the time!

Q: Would you play it with your two daughters?

Kavanaugh: Next question

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If only Dr. Ford had put “ALMOST GOT RAPED” into her calendar this woulda been so much easier to prove

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@alexblagg Stavros NIARCHOS bro know ur Greek shipping conglomerate heirs

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@frynaomifry SAD!

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@frynaomifry Also I don’t mean to body shame, but...

CrossFit is a huge part of his brand what is going on here??

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@frynaomifry Don Jr the new poster boy for Untuckit

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@allisonshoe (DM me if that’s easier)

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@allisonshoe hey Allison! My name’s neel, I write for “the bold type”. Is there a reason the last ep didn’t get a review? We are fans here in the room!

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@AmyJoPerry @celinetherese Just another brown man white-washed from our history books.

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@StrakerHauser COOL IT

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@WhitneyCummings I thought u were rich

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👀 https://t.co/OzQaB4ZJ8u

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

The Bold Type is just fun.

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@claudialonow @AmericanTwoShot @crookedmedia Please enjoy the Hillary dartboard in its full splendor!

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.@AmericanTwoShot IS A FINALIST FOR THE @crookedmedia TRUMP PORTRAIT CONTEST AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE BC SHE DOESN'T LIKE SELF-PROMOTION BUT THANKFULLY I DO!

VOTE FOR #10! OR JUST VOTE AT ALL! JK ONLY VOTE FOR #10! FULL PIC ATTACHED BC IT GOT CROPPED

https://t.co/nP9Ycdk8ZO

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@GlitterCheese PREACH

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@askanyone BE A #JOURNALIST AND TELL THE WORLD WHAT THEY ARE SAYING

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@rbfishman WHOEVER IT IS HE NEEDS HIS OWN BRAT SHOW

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@rbfishman Deep bro