FuckOffAsAService

A RESTful, scalable, highly available solution to the common problem of telling people to Fuck Off.

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

@martinfowler Yup. Fun though :)

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

Made the Arctic Code Vault, didn't we :) thanks to all contributors.
https://t.co/Sco6eSGmbW

[Dirk Eddelbuettel @eddelbuettel]

rfoaas 2.1.0 on CRAN: New upstream release, and 11 new accessors
A RESTful interface for R to the excellent @FOAAS service
https://t.co/x9X5tn68eH
#rstats

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

v2.1.0 released at https://t.co/5kR8Y7bDN4

[Ian Rankin @Beathhigh]

Finally got a letter printed in The Times...

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Q. What's your idea of perfect date?

Me: UNIX epoch time ;)

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

@BlankSteve @vincemindfreak From a security point of view, we need an evidence and experience based operating system.

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

4/ systems shouldn't be based on corporate crap with a 20 year history of trivial exploits. Just saying.

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

3/ vs. Linux/Mac exploits over the past fifteen years, and maybe ruminate on the idea that our global voting, healthcare and infrastructure

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

/2 for critical systems. We here at @foaas don our collective fireproof suits... But I would invite the greater community to consider MS

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

https://t.co/5mnGEFR9nH

(1) Wasn't us
(2) Maybe we can finally get that Microsoft's OSes are fucking dogshit,and we should stop using them.

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

Fucking Glorious https://t.co/vOjGTH9Xfm

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Donald Trump explaining to the American people what Uranium is shows the stupidity of our leader.

[Kevin Sonney 🐓 @[email protected] @ksonney]

Based on the @foaas code, I have made https://t.co/yOnCdswwmC (now with proper url!)

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

@catofalltrades @ksonney https://t.co/eWHp9z8TdM got taken down 4 days before the election. #orangetoddler has a thin digital skin

[Trump As A Service @trumpaas]

Hillary hacked the internets for https://t.co/GKl0rWH3Bh. We're gonna make https://t.co/g9wkzg6LAu great again! Great service.

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

https://t.co/eWHp9z8TdM removed from the fucking DNS root servers by parties unknown, but you can still find it here https://t.co/2MhPr5fqWk

[Trump As A Service @trumpaas]

And how about values folks? What's the best service? That's right! It's #trumpaas. #trumpaas is my favourite service. Great service.

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

@mikko https://t.co/eWHp9z8TdM

[FuckOffAsAService @foaas]

Trump-As-A-Service™ https://t.co/eWHp9z8TdM #winning #ftw #Election2016 #trumpaas