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@mrsThickums0504 @ScienceMagazine Worked on a president 🤷.

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@brockpierson I'm with you on that one, but having forgotten to put on deodorant this morning I may have swung too far the other way

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@brockpierson But your voice stayed exactly the same right?

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@RoadblocksBC 'protecting and serving' from behind a bush, South end of golden ears bridge

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@robbystarbuck @JennaEllisEsq Does that mean their drug test requirements will be prohibited as well?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr The fish and game you harvested yourself (hopefully you've been able to do that recently) don't count, but you cannot ignore the fact that factory farming is a problem.

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@TomiLahren And Trumpism is religion for those (hopefully) too blind and emotional know they are being used to attempt a fascist coup d'etat.

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@Jim_Jordan So why do you think you guys have to put so much energy into making it as difficult as possible for a Democrat voter to make it to the polls?

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@laurenboebert Let me fix that sentence for you.
"It's March 1, 2021 and most of us still have no idea."
There you go first one's on the house.

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@CFOXvan immediately followed by another plagiarized tweet about rent versus mortgage is there any originality left?

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@CFOXvan Stone cold Fox actually thinks nobody else listening today reads Reddit that story about knocking on your neighbor's daughter's boyfriend is plagiarized shame on you

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@laurenboebert No the majority says they are happy he is no longer president. But Don Jong Un must be held to account for his behavior same as any Mexican Muslim or Democrat.

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@SebGorka Which is exactly why all those Christians snake handlers will vote for her when she runs for president

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@TheDailyShow 390,000 was just fine, acceptable level of casualties less than a month ago?

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@deedubb604 If the default message says "We are experiencing a higher than normal call volume", then this is your normal goddamn call volume, hire some people!!!

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@LisaMarieBoothe Better yet, put a bag over your head as well! 😘

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@MarshaBlackburn @POTUS But what if each call is 'perfect'?

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@laurenboebert Seems less dangerous than conspiring with domestic terrorists and lying about it Lauren.

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@JoeConchaTV So you're saying that you don't have an issue with nearly 1/4 of his term spent on the links? Or is there a large volume of tweets from you somehere whining about that too?

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@laurenboebert Not sure I saw any Mexicans in the crowd storming the capital