Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA

IQ 185 | Proud DU | W&M Class of ‘89 | pro-bono racemixing consultant | Bachelors in Communications, Minor in Tricknology

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Why didn’t Pat take off the shirt is he coderotted? #realanswersonly

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

sexting with the home depot help bot for 36 hours straight

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Just put a zyn in to play basketball stars in class #shitjustgotserious

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

📍Newark, New Jersey

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Dudes talk about some gay son or thot daughter and get McDonalds six days a week #newsflash #youareinfertile #notaconcern

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Just gotta make it thru the week then I can see Pat get up to his shenanigans again #lightattheendofthetunnel

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Jordan Love is just Justin Fields with no legs #changemymind

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Yo let me get a double shot of whiskey McAfee style, hold the shirt #shrink

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Everyone says they would’ve been right next to Lincoln in 1865 but I didn’t see anyone at Dr Umar last weekend #Umar2028

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

The only requirements to be an NFL head coach are Aspergers and a shaky marriage

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Sorry babe I can’t go to your date night me and the boys are going out and roofieing each other tonight #fall21touse #newmeta #unpatched

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Me and @WolfpackHesh #selfdox

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

At a sorority philanthropy event about to pull trig all over this table #letsblowthisjoint

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Pro tip the hangovers always worth it

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

@Haroldper3 I can tell you aren’t are real white

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Nothing will piss you off like watching a fat person eat #pig #box

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Need a girl who fucks with the scuba

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

🚨BREAKING🚨: ESPN will be sending Pat McAfee to cover the livestream execution of the Fort Hood Shooter

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Your future wife is throwing ass in a Zeta set at Sig Chi right now and there’s nothing you can do about it #harshreality

[Steve “Sleezeball” Gilbert, CPA @foidslayr99]

Was walking back from the wife’s and an Annunaki handed me his manifesto #doctorsandengineers #theycouldfly