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...Serenity Now...

[Daniella @DaniellaMazzio]

We're so close to inventing TV

[Zach @zjfrank13]

I’m a simple guy. I just want to see Taylor Swift in her wedding dress or proof of death from Mitch McConnell. I don’t ask for much.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Cyclosporiasis, the parasite causing the current explosive diarrhea outbreak, is at a level 20x higher than its yearly average.

This comes just 1 year after the Trump admin removed a cyclospora tracking mandate from the 'Foodborne Disease Active Surveillance Network.'

[Rachel Moiselle @RachelMoiselle]

It bears repeating: the moment it was found out that Platner had a Nazi tattoo for almost two decades is the moment he should have been disqualified as running for Senate. Every development since then has been inevitable.

‘We didn’t know, he deceived us!’ No, he showed you exactly who he was when he published a video brazenly lying about his knowledge of the Totenkopf that was inked on his body for almost half his life.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Every hour Graham Platner refuses to take his name off the ballot is one day less to coalesce around a candidate and try to stop Donald Trump from doing generational damage to America. It’s the most selfish and unpatriotic act one could imagine.

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

If you are in line to speak with Mitch McConnell for just about 20 minutes, stay in line.

[Liam Rutherford 🌐🗽🍸 ☭⃠ @RealLiamR1]

I hated Graham Platner before it was cool.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

“Why didn’t the Dems vet Graham Platner”

Ummm, they fucking did. You all decided you were okay with Nazi tattoos so here we are.

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

Big win for birthright citizenship

[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

So are we still getting our DOGE checks?

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

No…the Declaration of Independence says all men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights including Life, Liberty & the pursuit of Happiness. “Made in the image of God” is from the Bible. I guess its easy to confuse 2 things you’ve never read

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Impeach and convict.

[scary lawyerguy @scarylawyerguy]

It turns out the great egg price increase that helped topple Joe Biden's presidency was <checks notes> due to an alleged conspiracy among egg producers to artificially increase prices and the coverage of that fact is a blink-and-you-miss-it story on the NYT website 🙃

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Trump supporter, a machanist, loses $32,700 on Trump coin.

He blames Democrats.

😂

[Variety @Variety]

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have donated $26M to more than 20 charities this week ahead of their reported New York wedding. The recipients include:

• City Harvest (New York City)

• Food Bank for NYC

• New York Cares

• Los Angeles Regional Food Bank

• Harvesters – The Community Food Network (Kansas City, MO)

• The Store (Nashville, TN)

• Helping Harvest (Reading, PA)

• Rhode Island Community Food Bank

• Feeding America (National)

• ASPCA (National)

• Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library (National)

• Grammy in the Schools (National)

• Education Through Music (New York, NY)

• Answer the Call (New York, NY)

• Musical Mentors (New York, NY)

• After-School All-Stars (New York, NY)

• After-School All-Stars (Cleveland, OH)

• MSK Kids, the pediatric cancer program at Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center (Children & Teen and Adolescents & Young Adult programs)

• Hassenfeld Children’s Hospital at NYU Langone

• Children’s Mercy Hospital (Kansas City, MO)

https://t.co/pB1Vz5ZtiN

[Travis Akers 🇺🇸 @travisakers]

Is this socialism too, @NikkiHaley?

[Gino The Ghost @GinoTheGhost]

Every family that’s been here for 10 generations started with someone who had been here for 10 minutes

[Jennifer Jenkins @Jenkins4Florida]

The 2nd Amendment wasn’t intended for weapons of war to murder kids in classrooms, but here we are…

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm