Scott Folden

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

I just want a tweet of mine to get really famous so nothing will happen

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

Where were you for the national alert system test? I was in Costco, happened at 12:18 pm MST

[Slim Jim 🚀 @SlimJim]

If Slim Jim reaches 420,000 followers by the end of Saturday 11/5, then EVERY single person who RTs this tweet gets a follow

[The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup]

Calder. Norris. Smythe. Me.

I’m all yours, Cale Makar.

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

Big if true

[NHL Rumor Bot @bot_nhl]

Andrei Vasilevskiy has been suspended 82 games for cross-checking Semyon Varlamov.

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

Man football was crazy today, but let’s see the real psychopaths argue about Spotify until the Sunday after next

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

@zbeeez Yeah dude last time I saw you I’m not sure the original iPhone was out. You remember one circle during lunch? Was trying to explain we helped invent spike ball to somebody the other day

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

@RyanKoenigsberg Also can you confirm… I’ve heard Broncos are seeking out Russ or Rodgers. The downfalls are the Super Bowl isn’t in the first half of the season and the other downfall is that there would be a spike in stolen Catalytic converters in Denver

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

@RyanKoenigsberg We can’t have a coach that’s too offensive or else we could run into a Gruden situation, what about Matt Nagy?

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

@Drewpizmo OBJ first TD +550 let’s go

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Use Signal

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

@mahtater Put your hands up for Detroit

[RK @RyanKoenigsberg]

THE DENVER NUGGETS ARE THE FIRST TEAM IN NBA HISTORY TO COME BACK FROM BACK TO BACK 3-1 DEFICITS TO WIN A SERIES

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

Has rollerblading become a personality trait?

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

I’ll match you and double it. $0.66 from me

[Drew Pasma @Drewpizmo]

Ignite made ~10M in sales last year.

This guy @DanBilzerian can’t even get $0.33 from each of his 32 Million IG followers.

Buddy... send me your Venmo!

I got you with that $0.33... sounds like ya need it.

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

Whose watching the ACL semifinals @SportsTake

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

What. A. Tilt.

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

Ferguson might be the first UFC fighter to actually hit an on-point choreographed dance during an official fight

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

First, before this thread starts, who lets these fighters choose their walk out songs, I know that they could all kill me in less than 10 seconds but publicists must step up! #UFC249

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

The song choices are by far the least intimidating thing about these fellas

[Scott Folden @foldyboy]

@RyanKoenigsberg Tbh I think a better prop bet would be if Ferguson hits a euro step before the end of the fight