A conspiracy theorist dies and goes to heaven.
God says, “I’ll tell you anything you want to know.”
“At last! Who shot JFK?”
God says, “Oswald, acting alone.”
Conspiracy theorist says, “Shit. This goes even higher than I thought…”
I've got lots of things to say about Jeremy Clarkson.
Really not worth it. He knows his game is over and so is resorting to personal attacks.
Piss him off instead and
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As a top specialist in this area, I can tell you that these claims about the ECHR are all incorrect; her “best lawyers” are wrong. She’s also failed to ask a fundamental question, more important than her five ‘tests’; the international implications the U.K. leaving the CoE.
Senator Mike Lee literally joked about the assassination of Speaker Hortman. Donald Trump Jrs Halloween costume was literally of Paul Pelosi’s attacker. Jesse Waters literally said this is war. Trump has repeatedly shared photos of flags of Joe Biden being tied up.
Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct.
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i saw these headlines and assumed he chanted death to israel or something, come to find out he said “i want to welcome all israelis and palestinians to this concert as equal human beings” oh the horror
No one’s cancelling your bacon. No one’s calling your pint a hate crime. You’ve invented a culture war in your head and now you’re acting like you’re Churchill for surviving a Wetherspoons breakfast.
You think people campaigning for a fairer country are the enemy? That wanting a clean planet, workers’ rights, or basic decency makes someone less “proper”? Grow up.
Not the first to say this but it is fuckin crazy that the Democrats spent the last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of rallying against the bill
BBC taking a breather from all the articles about how many lives Bob Vylan has ruined to do a soft launch for Diddy's comeback before he's even gone to jail
The city with the largest Puerto Rican population outside of Puerto Rico, the largest Jamaican population outside of Jamaica, the largest Chinese population outside of China, etc. and yet there is no demand to pay fealty to those places.