shane

confidante

[shane @fondanthater]

My instagram ad algorithm being entirely like speedos underwear and bottoming gummies…….. it’s like how do I let it know that I’m actually on the hunt for a new tank top

[catherine power @handsomevictim]

Shane grilling earlier

[shane @fondanthater]

We’re gonna get out of this machine

[shane @fondanthater]

@shqueenland https://t.co/nuMT7DI5O3

[shane @fondanthater]

Real estate agents right before clicking submit on a StreetEasy listing that includes one pixelated image of a washer and dryer and 30 pictures of the surrounding neighborhood

[catherine power @handsomevictim]

was not chosen for beautiful perfect apartment

[shane @fondanthater]

Léa Seydoux should play Lindsay Hubbard in the Lindsay Hubbard biopic

[shane @fondanthater]

Accidentally spilled an extra cup of love into the cookies I just baked

[shane @fondanthater]

Paris weather this entire trip

[shane @fondanthater]

So it’s just impossible to tweet video links now oh ok

[shane @fondanthater]

Night 2 in Paris I feel like Luann https://t.co/jie7Jhtq8l

[shane @fondanthater]

Six hours of flight delays and Delta edging us with updates of the plane being cleaned and safety checks performed only for flight to be canceled

[shane @fondanthater]

The Freakness

[shane @fondanthater]

Me waiting in this corral

[shane @fondanthater]

But first lemme look at instagram reels

[shane @fondanthater]

Busiest I’ve been at work in my entire life, have to take final for this linear algebra class I’m randomly taking, run a half marathon saturday, and get ready for going to europe a week from today

[shane @fondanthater]

Miranda was at her Lois…

[shane @fondanthater]

There’s always some gay guy stinking up the G train with santal 33

[Madonna Fan Fiction @madonnafanfic]

The plumber arrives at Madonnas home, "where's the leak?" He asks. She points nervously at her Windows 98 PC.