russian spaghetti

i hate the kia soul.

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

it’s a clairo type of morning

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

chapter 2

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do not trust me alone around your personables because i will act upon my cartoonish thought bubble and conniving beard stroke

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

if carti was half as good as his fan made remixes maybe i’d care if he dropped

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

only the sexiest, hottest, most drop dead gorgeous mfs listen to frank ocean

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

i swear instagram be following people for you if you don’t use it for a while cuz who tf is maya rhodeskropf

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

borderline personality disorder or ibs you can’t have both of them

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

my absolute favorite thing about uni is bullshitting an assignment and it actually working! so refreshing

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

@rasamat_y what makes you thiiiink
i’m not in looove

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

what if the reason california is in a drought is cuz someone sang rain rain go away too much as a kid and now it retired

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

happy pi day kittens!!! 🥧😄🥰

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

@ButtCrackSports NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ NOT MY LITTLE JEN JEN ORTEGA BEAR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

i repeated “colleen hoover, steve lacey, rose quartz” three times in my bathroom mirror at midnight and i kid you not the whole cast of pitch perfect appeared

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

on my resume i wrote i be makin spells n shi

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

and the gift horse, although he desperately needed them, never had braces when he was little and therefore does not appreciate further oral inspection

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

every day is women’s day for a munchkin

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

happy international women’s day kittens 🥰

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

@SarahLaughlin10 read this and my furniture stared floating wtf

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

adele + amy whinehouse while working out is euphoric and elating, spread the word

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

do people frolic and sing anymore

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

@jacksongage_ weird way to say “baby” but congrats ig

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

“rats was capping for the cheese had to pull out my mousekatool”