Jackson Gage

more concerned for fellas thinking about christmas in august

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

If you type 911 as a reply to this ur a racist

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

Can you text 911

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

Teens nowadays are like alcohol this nicotine that, bro when was the last time you got a good scrubbing?

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

People will say they have a good sense of fashion and then wear jeans that fit them properly

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

It’s been a hot sec since I’ve seen a lucky charms ad on tv

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

Somebody balls got caught in tha michael wave

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

Anyone on here got a sublimation kink?

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

So you’re telling me my son dried these tomatoes?

[Brady @bradywontmiss]

This anime shit get way too serious dawg..

[russian spaghetti @foobear04]

was really hoping the term “carpet bomb” was just aladdin going apeshit on a decorative piece of fabric. turns out it just means “bomb profusely”.
do better war mongers

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

@foobear04 I’m having a stroke

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

However made the saying “out of sight, out of mind” was so real for that

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

If gloves are socks for hands what would shoes be?

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

Maybe the real pandemic were the friends we made along the way

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

It’s always the man in the Gorillaz t shirt that got something to say

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

We should pronounce cliche like niche

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

@foobear04 I watched it yesterday. Might be new fav oat

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

@ErtelTess I don’t think you could me more wrong

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

Whoever decided that modern bike seats should be SMALLER than your ass needs to be burned at the stake

[Jackson Gage @jacksongage_]

The difference between 1 and 1.5 is startling