Rob 🍗

girl dad x2

chef

ESMD born and raised, got away for a bit but now I'm back

#orioles #WFT #Terps #Canes

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

"Thank you for calling our automated line. We are going to ask you 9 slow very time consuming questions to narrow down the specifics of why you're calling. Then after a lengthy wait, once you've finally reached a person, we're going to ask you why you're calling again anyway"

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

Hmm, which account to use?

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

Gotta catch up on 6 months of DMs and mentions haha

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

Yo, somebody finally got their old account unlocked!

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

I've had a @HomeDepot credit card for like 10 years and never paid 1 cent in interest. I get a notice they're raising my APR to 30%.

Banks and credit card companies are absolutely evil institutions

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

Schoop still being here would've definitely taken them to the next level

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

An actual orioles fan Facebook comment

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

The orioles have nothing to show for not having schoop and some retired pitchers. Just that 100 win division championship last year

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

And weirdly they all ask for the recipe. Karen, she just dumped 3 pre-packaged things in a dish.

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

Just saw a weird internet video where a girl mixes minute rice, canned soup and pre-made soup mix and bakes it and thousands of people compliment about how amazing it is.

The internet was a mistake. You all need help.

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

@DillonTAtkinson I just think you'll see less of those types of deals now that guys are getting more late in arbitration. Acuna would be a free agent next year but is stuck at 17 mil for next 5 seasons. Dude gave away $300million

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

@ByEricPratt @Castellani2014 Exactly. They won't spend more than their revenue that comes in. They didn't become billionaires giving money away.

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

Yall better be careful what you wish for

[Justin Baragona @justinbaragona]

After expanding some more on his Taylor Swift op theory, Jack Posobiec adds: "We don’t have Taylor Swift on our side, but you know who we have? We have Kid Rock. We have Ted Nugent. We have influencers. We have all these people -- Jon Voight."

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

@RGIII Yeah maybe keep your mouth shut and play football when losing by 10 in a playoff game. Crazy concept

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

@Realrclark25 When have you ever been wrong before?

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

This guy has never been wrong about anything 🤣

[Ryan Clark @Realrclark25]

Man it’s been way too much sh*t talking going on from both sides to call that!

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

@ThirstRoundPick They have played tough straight forward all year and dominated most opponents. They've had some over-confident plays today and it's biting them

[Rob 🍗 @foodguyrob]

Do ravens players not know they're losing in the 4th quarter and stop celebrating?