Chris Edwards

A human. A male, European human. If I retweet you, I either love or fucking abhor the thing you said. So there's always that.

[Exeter City FC @OfficialECFC]

16 | The match is briefly paused while the stewards clear a yellow flare from the pitch... in a pre-season friendly 🤨

TOR 1-0 #ECFC | #OurWay

[James Harris @JamesCHarris97]

2am kick off, the Azteca, Bellingham and Kane, 10 men, Burn heading a million crosses away, Wonderwall, Kane’s interview, Henderson breaking his arm in the celebrations.

In twenty years, we’re probably looking back on this as the most iconic England match ever.

[jack @Jbcfc45]

Credit: @SouthamptonFC

[Helen O’Nien @JustHelens]

£8.5

[Sevilla FC @SevillaFC_ENG]

Thomas Partey is dispossessed and from the resulting play we score. Good 👍

🟡 2⃣ - 3⃣🤍 (72') #VillarrealSevilla

[Not The Top 20 Pod @NTT20Pod]

Three Sweeneys have scored in League One tonight. They’re all defenders.

[Manchester City @ManCity]

90. Exeter pull one back. Absolute screamer from the lad tbf.

🩵 9-1 🔴

[katie @katefeetie]

keeping myself humble by remembering that no matter how smart I think I am, it’s still not smart enough to get off twitter

[Eugene V. D.E.B.S. (2004) @sarahwaters420]

Wife agreed to move and no longer be next to me on the plane bc a man wanted to sit next to his son. Turns out his son is 35. I feel like I’m in an episode of Seinfeld I’m gonna fucking lose it

[Weekday Jokes @weekdayjokes]

At the age of 65 my Grandma started walking 10 kilometers a day.

She’s 92 now and we have no idea where she is

[Chris Edwards @foolinferguson]

@OfficialECFC Lovely touch, thank you! Do we know which age group(s) from those teams are competing in the tournament?

[𒐪 @SHL0MS]

if this appears all black on your device then tap to load it in 4k

[Mike Diplockre @MikeDiplockre]

"So Exeter, you're a small city in Devon, how many railway stations would you like? One, maybe two?"

"14"

"Excuse me?"

"You heard what I said."

[Chris Edwards @foolinferguson]

Think you’ll find that @OfficialECFC got there first… https://t.co/3ScYX4ppcc

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Spanish club Deportivo Guadalajara have taken the goal announcement videos too far.. 😭🇪🇸

[Mike & Vittorio’s Guide to Parenting @parentingboyz]

This gets you elected these days

[Swindon_Live 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Swindon_Live]

Every Signing From The Past Decade.
#133
Pierce Sweeney 🇮🇪
Free Transfer from Exeter
Apps: 0
Goals: 0
Assists: 0
Current Club: Exeter

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

but think about how many it produces

[Brawl the Small Things @Big_Brawls]

@bbcpress @RoyalFamily Is this a threat?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer calls for the ‘return of the sausages’ in Gaza, before correcting to ‘hostages’