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@bryan_johnson This post should be enough to justify a return to a 140-character limit.

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@Eve_Barlow Peach, Queen! *cracks open another thermometer and continues to drink the yummy liquid inside*

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@nkulw Bari Weiss "leaning" towards being pro-Israel.

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@nflandafl @sirswampthing This would be the record.

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@ConanOBrien Entouraj

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@mehdirhasan Look, everyone — shit and vomit are fighting online.

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@willmenaker Socks AND tissues, brother? Nice.

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@christine081770 @DefiantLs How nice of you to use their preferred pronouns!

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@jbmaggio I don't understand his Kiwi accent. Can someone translate for me?

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@movieboy69 I'd shoot Dolores in the head.

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@nkulw

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@TrueAnonPod

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@EyeonPalestine One of the strangest head/face configurations I've ever seen.

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@zoerosebryant Breaking news: fire is hot, and ice is cold.

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@zoerosebryant Yeah. He's white.

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@theneedledrop In tears within thirty seconds. And yes, I'm white, obviously.

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@butterflybrah Whose account did you buy/steal?

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@BillVA123 @dieworkwear That's Wallace.

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@IllyBocean Little chode needs to be humbled.

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@mattstew_art @Alldogsaredead They replaced the Gros Michel banana with the Cavendish in the late 1950s because they knew monkeys were becoming too powerful. People recently started discovering the truth, so the banana lobby funded an Oasis reunion tour to distract us.