CalvinTheCouch

Fitness junky, movie quoter, guitarist, grammar nazi, and advocate of Faith and Love. Work hard, play harder.

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

EDC was pretty dope.

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

My tickets to EDC are finally here!!

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

Guys as well. Its everywhere. And we gotta raise awareness. https://t.co/Gyon5T4B9s

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

This happened, but all y'all are more worried about Caitlyn Jenner. Merica.

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

Just ordered my tickets to EDC.

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

Synopsis of Baby, Its Cold Outside-
"Baby, its cold outside. I'm gonna stick it in you by this fire."

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

Isn't a poke some annoying, pointless, facebook notification that everybody hates?

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

You know crap is real when velociraptors are running the eff away. #JurrasicWorld

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

If somebody could bring me some soup and nurture me back to health, I would put you high on my nice list for Christmas.

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

I have been obsessed with learning Ray LaMontagne songs lately.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

So hungover. Gave myself an IV this morning. Never before have I been so grateful to be a medic.

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

*yells to no one*
"I'M AN IDIOT!"
.............
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

@footahn Holy hell, were you wrong.

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

@RebekahDayyy Wait... Francis Chan was there?!

[Merideth McSpadden @MeridethLMcS]

Players only love you when they're playing.

[erin krause @themrskrause]

Just saw an "end of the year" flipgram on my Facebook, fullllll of fucking selfies. Holy shit.

[aly @geturowntots]

"Yeah, suckle that sauce." @footahn @RebekahDayyy #waitwhat

[CalvinTheCouch @footahn]

It's time, Whovians. The wait is over. Allons-y!! #DoctorWho50thLive #TheDayOfTheDoctor