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[Rita Sunshine @1RitaSunshine]

My mum is dying, plzz help me retweet 😩🙏

[bishop @footwearplug_]

@wangecike_ #RutoMustGo

[gids @gidikariuki]

When we win, I hope we win so big that we forget all the Ls we have taken in this Life

[WE_MZEE @Osama_Si_Otero]

People need to understand how important what you do is.... The least they can do is retweet.

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Gen Z slayer

Consummate Liar

Police Brutality Enabler

Spouse batterer

Serial Baby Daddy

Sniper of Dreams

Accentuator of Imperialism

Ally of Despots (eg, Museveni)

Incorrigible Plunderer

Impudent Tax Collector

Tormentor of Kenyans

#BanRutoAtUNGA79

[Proudly Kenyan 🇰🇪 @ms_nkiro]

Calling on the @UN to urgently condemn president Ruto for the alarming rise in police brutality in Kenya. #BanRutoAtUNGA79

[Pareno Solonka @Pareno_Solonka]

If you remain silent on Wavinya’s issue then forever remain silent. We do not want leaders enabling corruption!!!

[Morara Kebaso @MoraraKebaso]

Dear My Sponsors the People of Kenya
We can do a presidential Sound at 1.2M or a Middle Sound at 838,200. Kindly review the quoted prices and verify if they are within market rate. For the sound system i have already raised 325,000 on Mpesa Number 0708985611. I hope more Kenyans of goodwill will continue giving. As for the vehicle to be fitted with this sound i still don’t have one but i own an old LR Defender somewhere that doesnt have a gearbox, i can fix that one tusonge mbele. These assets will be used only for purposes of civic education and good governance campaign. I will be organizing caravans where you can join me as we make a combined effort to redeem our country.
Yours Trully
Morara Kebaso

[Eric @amerix]

The only solution to Kenya's problems is THE STREETS.

Nothing else.

• Learn from previous failures

• Occupy Parliament again

• Punch, stone, and whip MPs thoroughly

• Stay put until the bread-based mongrel is exterminated

• Chase away the peacock & her wild geese

Otherwise, the rest is Psyop sponsored by the state to keep you busy and distracted.

MPs are our biggest problem. Once we get rid of them, the rest will take care of itself.

#DissolveParliament

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Niaje localman. This Range Rover driver fueled Ksh. 10,500 in Limuru and sped off without paying. Now the attendant is facing a salary deduction worth the amount.

[Njeri Wa Migwi™ @NjeriWaMigwi]

We have found a child wandering the streets of Nairobi at Moi Avenue and she is lost

Her name is Shahik Muhonja she 9 years old and a student at Humanitas Educational Centre in Kibera . She is in Grade 4.
Currently headed to Kamukunji Police Station

Kindly amplify please

[Kuria | AI @I_amShiti]

Here is how to watch live sports on your android/Smart TV without paying for overpriced DSTV subscription.

You need only good internet. It's free of charge.

A thread

[Falilat @Falilatt_]

Obsession with creating generational wealth is killing my people.
If you are not from money, born in a country that puts you x10 ahead, not with extraordinary talent, your chances of building generational wealth is 1%.
Just make your bread and live.

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

I Am Sorry My Fellow Kenyans!
I Was Not Familiar With Your Game.
#KenyaIsRunningShortOfFools
😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

This is not a flex. it just shows the rate of unemployment in this country, on a random Wednesday

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

The chairman of the AUC has zero power to abolish visas. That power belongs to heads of governments and states. The conman doesn’t even understand the functions of the AUC chairman. #RejectRailaOdinga #RutoNaRailaMustGo

[TL Elder @mwabilimwagodi]

Mimi I've never been threatened by people who do things like, flossing with big cars or expensive things because I always know it's not from legal sources. Mimi whatever little I make from my chai and mandazi work is enough for me and my baddies.

[Dipl. Ing MkenyaDaima | Bongani | Mamba | @MkenyaMzi]

Safaricom is owned by Vodafone UK, there is nothing KENYAN about Safaricom.

They switched off the internet so that KENYANS could be killed at GITHURAI, during every protest they would slow the internet.

They facilitated the abductions by giving the government our location

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Rose my manager is Mteja!

She's never been Mteja

Aki I'm about to start wailing.

Woi Yesu... Wakenya please help me

She's a young single mother And she was the one running My account when I was Arrested

What THE FUCK!

Aki wakiguza Rose